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Several times I have wandered round my house chatting on my mobile to a friend while simultaneously frantically looking for my mobile, once going so far as to explain to the friend I was talking to that I couldn't find my mobile. She was kind enough to point out that in order to be speaking to her it was presumably held to my face.


frequently try to swipe barclaycard at oyster points, but assume (or hope) that most people do that sometimes.


once handed over a tampax to a shopkeeper instead of a fiver when I was buying cigarettes.

hellosailor Wrote:

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> Several times I have wandered round my house

> chatting on my mobile to a friend while

> simultaneously frantically looking for my mobile...

> frequently try to swipe barclaycard at oyster

> points...once handed over a tampax to a shopkeeper instead

> of a fiver...


Blimey, I have nothing to worry about then...you pregnant?;-)

Ah - now I'm an expert on this;


- Dialling '9' to get an outside line on our home phone

- Using my work's ID card for the tube/bus (and my Oyster card to get into work)

- Also on my first night at my boyfriend (now husband)'s house I mistook Dettol for mouthwash. That one took a long time to overcome!!!


I haven't managed to leave our baby on the car roof yet (ala National Lampoon vacation) but that's probably as I cannot reach the roof of our car.


Health visitor, anyone?

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