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According to the film the Dam Busters, Guy Gibson's dog was called the naughty N word, whilst I am not suggestion it is correct or right in today's culture and by no means am I suggesting that you name your dog it just imagine if you did and then the trouble you would get yourself in standing on Peckham rye calling out


" yoh ?dogs name? come to papa / mama for a treat "


So that said, get a tin of black skin dye, paint a circle on its backside and call it bullseye !

A guy when I was out in Wiltshire had a dog called Bitch.

In the small 'locals' pub he could be heard periodically calling-out "Bitch !" when the dog had gone for a wander around the pub/gardens and hadn't been seen for a while.

While the locals didn't bat an eyelid because they were accustomed to it, new visitors to the pub (including myself, at first) assumed some lady was being dressed-down by her abusive fella.

I'd see him in the park when his dog had run off.

Laughed ? I almost got the round in.

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