Where she gawn eh?

[woofmarkthedog]

Daisy

Where is she ?

I'd hate to think she's tied up in a mail bag and can't get out

Or straddled over a pommel horse, unable to dismount the fawn sueded beast

If you can hear us Dazzers.....

It's one knock for "yes" & two for "no"

*puts ear to the wall & whines*

Grrrr

W**F

[Narnia]

She's probably in heat Woof and staying well away from you I spect!

[Mick Mac]

I heard she was tending to her hedge.

[*Bob*]

Probably got bog trouble again.

[woofmarkthedog]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Probably got bog trouble again.

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Ahhh yes..

But who's been in there "dropping scuds"

W**F

[Ladymuck]

Well...you are all quite incorrect!

Miss you Daizie xx

[woofmarkthedog]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Well...you are all quite incorrect!

>

> Miss you Daizie xx

____________________________

OK...

I stand In-corrected then ?

And.......

( i'm waiting.....)

W**F

[Michael Palaeologus]

She may be twicely otherwise engaged.

[Ladymuck]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> ( i'm waiting.....)

...for the 176 bus?

hee hee

[woofmarkthedog]

176 bus...

Here's my favorite bus/train wheeze, but do make sure it's the rush hour

Get on the tube/train/bus & in your best "officious" voice, say loudly

"Can I see your tickets & passes please"

At that point look over your shoulder ( as a decoy )

Walk through & watch everyone rustling through their bags & pocket

Ahhh such a joy.........

W**F

[TheArtfulDogger]

Found 'er

Here Daizie is

[HonaloochieB]

#Daizie, Daizie the coppers are after you,

If they catch you, you'll do a month or two,

They'll tie you all up with wire, behind the Black Maria,

And you'll look sweet upon the seat of a police bicycle made for two#

Now if that don't make her come back, then, bless my soul I don't know what will.

[Narnia]

[HAL9000]

She sat on my bicycle built-for-two and was assimilated - resistance was futile.

[Ladymuck]

Nope...you are all big fat fibbers/wishful thinkers.

[HonaloochieB]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Nope...you are all big fat fibbers - Suffering cats LM, you've been and gone and got access to my photo album and have availed yourself to the snaps therein. I beg of you to be discreet about the one with me and Judy Finnegan.

It could kill Richard.

wishful thinkers. - Lawks a mussy LadyM, you've been leafing through my diary as well.

At least I think you have, or do I just wish you did?

Anyhoooo...

[Ladymuck]

Why Mr. Boogie. You iz mah biggest NIGHTMARE.

YOU REALLY GOT ME wild now you hear...wid all your SHOUTING AND POINTING. Or iz you just BLOWIN IN THE WIND? Well let me tell you Mr Boogie, you iz BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE with all your SHOUTING AND POINTING.

I WISH I WAS YOUR MOTHER coz then this MIDNIGHT LADY would kick your ass ALL THE WAY TO MEMPHIS.

So head on back to YOUR OWN BACK YARD and be mindin your own bisness - you hear?

MOVIN ON...

[woofmarkthedog]

OK

Straight talkin' here LM

Is DAZZERS dead ?

Or

Is she "shacked up" with a jealous type

Same same eitherway

Not asking anymore

W**F

[Ladymuck]

I no nutting Senor Woof.

[woofmarkthedog]

Boooooo

W**F

[Ladymuck]

The Man from Delmonte might know...(you are old enough to remember him...right?)

[woofmarkthedog]

isn't

He hiding out in Northern Cyprus ?

Like innit

W**F

[Ladymuck]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ksm/lowres/ksmn615l.jpg

[HonaloochieB]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Why Mr. Boogie. You iz mah biggest NIGHTMARE.

>

> YOU REALLY GOT ME wild now you hear...wid all your

> SHOUTING AND POINTING. Or iz you just BLOWIN IN

> THE WIND? Well let me tell you Mr Boogie, you iz

> BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE with all your SHOUTING

> AND POINTING.

>

> I WISH I WAS YOUR MOTHER coz then this MIDNIGHT

> LADY would kick your ass ALL THE WAY TO MEMPHIS.

>

> So head on back to YOUR OWN BACK YARD and be

> mindin your own bisness - you hear?

>

> MOVIN ON...

Frankly LM, I didn't think I could admire you more but you've outdone yourself here.

I'll be carrying your post in my heart when I'm up at the Barbican this Sunday to see IH.

I'll be lofting a glass in your general direction. You be sure of it.

[Ladymuck]

Is dat really you talking Mr. Boogie? Coz You Really Got Me there. Don't sound like you aaaat all. So, yooz goin out with one of yer fancy women on Sunday, huh...I hope it aint that Alice, or Rose, or God forbid it be either Sweet Angeline or Sweet Jane. And I aint havin you gallavantin around with Little Christine either and All The Young Dudes - you listenin to me HB? I SAAAAID - yooz hearin me? Shiiiiiiit. I as shure hope you iz goin with Pearl n Roy or One Of The Boys coz they'll make shure yooz stay away from all dem Whiskey Women.

Anyhowz, youz ave a good time now at that Barbican place and behave After Lights. Coz I'll sure as hell know if you don't.