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Who yer gonna vote for? eh? eh?

jackangel

By jackangel
May 4, 2010 in The Lounge

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jackangel

jackangel

Posted May 4, 2010

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Posted May 4, 2010

You a tea or coffee person?

Leg or breast?

Sparkling or still?

Bus or train?

Meat or veggie?

Beer or wine?

Shoes or trainers?

Radio 4 or LBC?

Pyjamas or naked?

eh? eh?

You a Sainsbury?s or a Waitrose person?

Curry or Chinese?

Labour or Tory?

Tory or Lib Dem?

Lib Dem or Green?

Sausage and mash or steak and chips?

Times or Guardian?

Dog or cat?

Bubble or squeak?

eh? eh?

You a bleeding great box of binary pigeon holes?

eh? eh?

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Ladymuck

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Posted May 4, 2010

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For a minute I thought this was going to be another election thread...very funny...>:D

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silverfox

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Posted May 4, 2010

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Glass half-empty

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Jah Lush

Posted May 4, 2010

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BONNGGGG

Preside!

Hear, hear, hear!

Might I remind you...

Say it...

Order!

Might I remind you...

(Heigh ho!)

No!

OOORDERRRR!!!

Noises on the radio

Megaphones on cars

Sermons from the Street of Shame

Know-it-alls in bars

Posters in suburbia

Experts on t.v.

Don't let them disturb-i-ya

They're just the powers that be

Heigh ho!

Don't worry

Nobody can win

(Heigh ho! Heigh ho!)

No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in!

Heigh ho!

riiiiinnng!!! (yaaaawn)

Oh, great, great slumbering nation cock-a-doodle-doo!

Awake! Set yourself free!

Oh, smell the comforting bacon

Taste the bromide tea

sluuuuurrrrp aahhh!

An' give a little chirrup as I ladle on the syrup

Promises are cheap

Let me bear your crosses

Make me Boss of Bosses

Then you go back to sleep! ha ha ha...

Heigh ho!

Don't worry

Pop your cross in the bin

(Heigh ho! Heigh ho!)

No matter who matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in!

Heigh ho!

Heigh ho!

Heigh ho!

Heigh ho!

Men have dreams of a finer place

Incorruptible Shangri-la

Women too have their Shangri-Las

Shangri-La la la!

See them in the public eye

Oozing oily charm

Hear them all personify

Down on Animal Farm oink oink moooo!!

Dog eat dog, not cock and bull

Isms are the game

Ism this and ism that

Ism it a shame?

Heigh ho!

Don't worry

Nobody can win

(Heigh ho! Heigh ho!)

No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

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jackangel

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Posted May 5, 2010

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Posted May 5, 2010

Nice post, Jah Lush.

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????

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Posted May 6, 2010

Consult the Oracle....

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karter

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Posted May 6, 2010

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this is a party political broadcast by.....

the labour party- we did this we did that

the conservative party- we will do this we will do that

the liberal democrats- we can do this we can do that

gotto go now and vote

save yourselves you big mofos and vote for a party that can not that wont...

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Loz

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Posted May 6, 2010

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You forgot the Greens - you can't do this you can't do that

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and the BNP ...You Caaaant

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SeanMacGabhann

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Posted May 6, 2010

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Independent Candidates - You Kant

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????

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Very good Sean

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karter

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Yes, very good indeed, vote for Sean, the independent Kant.

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