Obama calls Cameron

[Mick Mac]

Obama - "Hey Dude - Well done, you smarmy barsteward...."

Dave - Well hello Bollocks - It takes one to know one, "matey"...."

End of call.

Those two could talk some smarm between them. Lets hope they never get together.

[ratty]

Though it was "Obama calls Cameron....... a thin lipped public school boy power hungry etc..."

[woofmarkthedog]

Obama calls Cameron

Calls him what ?

...because I've run out of "expletives"

Though I am actively looking for more

GGGGrrrrrr.....

W**F

[????]

Other famous public schoolboys that have run this country since the war

Atlee

Blair

Actual working class PMs

Major

Female PMs

Thatcher

Our choice this election was for a bunch of upper class toffs or a bunch of Middle class Public Sector union member teachers if we want stereotypes

The class hatred stuff is even getting on my nerves now......It's actually a bit pathetic and shows that we as a country need to 'move on' as Jeremy Kyle might say

[????]

PS Heath was working class too

[Huguenot]

I don't think you could call Thatcher 'working class'

Her Dad owned two grocery shops - so he was an employer and investor, an absentee landlord, not a prole. A filthy capitalist opressing the downtrodden workers no less.

She went to a Girl's Grammar, to Somerville at Oxford, and was a trained barrister.

In fact, about as far from 'working class' as you can get without a title.

And Blair did a great job ;-)

[????]

Er, I didn't. I was pointing out that she was, uniquely, and from the conservative party a woman.

Depressingly, there don't seem to be hardly any woman involved either the Coalition or the Labour leadership race...

[giggirl]

I don't understand why we're sticking the boot into Obama. I think we should concentrate on our own mess.

[Brendan]

?Yoh Dave!?

[Brendan]

???? Wrote:

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> Depressingly, there don't seem to be hardly any

> woman involved either the Coalition or the Labour

> leadership race...

First Comedienne to come out with a decent knob gag about a hung parliament should win a place in the cabinet.

Between the Wedgwood ashtray and the Royal Wedding commemorative plate.

[????]

Is the Royal Wedding commemorative plate....you know.....the, urm, right shape?

[Brendan]

I assure you that the good people a Royal Doulton did everything in their power to ensure that all points along the border of the plate are equidistant from its centre.

Its potential as a vessel for jus has never been tested. And alas it seems it will remain untested, being as it is now covered in a film of engrained dust originating from the early 1980s. Dust which no doubt* flaked off the skin of punk rock anarchist as they metamorphosed into smarmy yuppies over the earlier years of that bemulleted decade.

*Not to be confused with the Californian Ska band who found fame in the early 1990s because of their super hot singer.

[Brendan]

I believe such dust now finds favour in certain circles for its, as yet unquantified, retro value.

[matthew123]

???? Wrote:

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> Depressingly, there don't seem to be hardly any

> woman involved either the Coalition or the Labour

> leadership race...

Any Woman leader will instantly be compared with Thatcher such is the media and no party will want such a negative stereotype as it's figurehead when it is seeking election to government.

[Jah Lush]

Obama has already called Cameron a political lightweight in the past. Probably called him a lucky bastard this time round.

[????]

I don't think any were even involved in the negotiations or in any key cabinet positions....

[peckhamboy]

Is Home Secretary not a key Cabinet position any longer?

[Brendan]

Right next to Jennifer?s silver christening mug and bronzed baby slipper.

[brum]

Brendan Wrote:

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> ?Yoh Dave!?

Dave's reply, in an attempt to paraphrase...

"Yah one can!"

[legalbeagle]

Brum, you are clearly not posh enough by a long way. What Dave actually said:

One feels able, on balance, to give a positive indication of how one is minded to respond when dealing with the enquiry as to whether or not one can, in fact, as it were, in the vernacular, ahem, "fix it".

[brum]

Yes you are quite right LB, I am a bit rough around the edges.