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A young man goes to confession at the St Thomas More church and goes into the confessional box


"Forgive me father for I have sinned, I have had sex with a married mother"


The priest taken aback asks


"Was it Mary Smith at no 69?"


"Oh no father" says the man


"Was it Judith Brown at no 31?" asks the priest


"No not her" says the man


"Then it must have been Francis Green at no 360!" proclaims the priest


"Definitely not" says the man


Confused the priest ask "who was it my son?"


To which the man replies " not telling you father but thank you for the three good tips on who to visit next!"

Otta Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

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> > I can't keep up with all these acronyms.

>

>

> Keep up? MILF has beenaround since at least the

> late 90s. I think I first heard it in the original

> American Pie film (which I am sure you haven't

> seen as it's a load of rubbish for the MTV

> generation).



Well, obviously I knew that one. It was a few of the others that had me baffled.

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> Perhaps Elphinstone Army is a MILF.



yes she is. without a doubt. eat your hearts out sexist, misogynist, bullying, domineering,

mobbing, churlish and parochial posters, of either gender, with a toss of my short blonde hair I am off to the

Picture House, carry on without me, I'm out of here.

EDMP Wrote:

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> Bit of banter everyone haha I was bit tipsy when

> posting this didn't realise arguments would be

> caused!! Lol


Don't flatter yourself. The altercation was not about you. How old are you. Is an older woman to you about 26/7?

As there are excited ladies here imagining you meant 60 plus and I do not believe you to be a granny sh*****.

Is it true your x box is broken.

Elphinstone's Army Wrote:

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> Salsaboy Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Perhaps Elphinstone Army is a MILF.

>

>

> yes she is. without a doubt. eat your hearts out

> sexist, misogynist, bullying, domineering,

> mobbing, churlish and parochial posters, of either

> gender, with a toss of my short blonde hair I am

> off to the

> Picture House, carry on without me, I'm out of

> here.


Good answer Elph, keep marching (though with better success than your namesake).

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> I work with a woman who on her FB page posted

> photos or a friend did of a girls night out. She

> referred to themselves as milfs. If women do this

> why do women find it upsetting if men use the same

> terminology?


AM, you have neatly answered your own non sequitur.

Women can do it tongue in cheek and perhaps in a self deprecating manner, as they are not threatening themselves, they are in control.

Men who do it, albeit very young and posted here only about his XBOX and tipsy, bored and lonely, describing ladies as MILF on a local family centric forum and requesting them (if they 'up for it') to contact him is an entirely different yarn.

I do not understand how you cannot see the difference.

EDMP Wrote:

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> Older women is about 30-55 and no I don't own an

> Xbox lol too busy!

>

>

>

> aerie Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > EDMP Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > Bit of banter everyone haha I was bit tipsy

> > when

> > > posting this didn't realise arguments would

> be

> > > caused!! Lol

> >

> > Don't flatter yourself. The altercation was not

> > about you. How old are you. Is an older woman

> to

> > you about 26/7?

> > As there are excited ladies here imagining you

> > meant 60 plus and I do not believe you to be a

> > granny sh*****.

> > Is it true your x box is broken.



Your historical posts, X box, iphone, mobile number, your curious business acumen, it's all there. lol

aerie Wrote:

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> Alan Medic Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I work with a woman who on her FB page posted

> > photos or a friend did of a girls night out.

> She

> > referred to themselves as milfs. If women do

> this

> > why do women find it upsetting if men use the

> same

> > terminology?

>

> AM, you have neatly answered your own non

> sequitur.

> Women can do it tongue in cheek and perhaps in a

> self deprecating manner, as they are not

> threatening themselves, they are in control.

> Men who do it, albeit very young and posted here

> only about his XBOX and tipsy, bored and lonely,

> describing ladies as MILF on a local family

> centric forum and requesting them (if they 'up for

> it') to contact him is an entirely different yarn.

>

> I do not understand how you cannot see the

> difference.


Ah now, I wasn't trying to justify the OP and his slant on things. Frankly these particular Milfs as they referred to themselves, were anything but. However I have an inkling that the term may not be PC so god help me for making a blunder. I would add that if anyone referred to me as a Filf, I'd be very pleased.

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