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HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Good one LadyM. If we ever meet remind me to do my

> Bernard Manning apochryphal Michael Parkinson show

> joke.

>

> A Rabbi, an Imam and a Catholic priest walk into a

> pub.

>

> Barman - What is this? Some sort of joke.

>

> And on that note I will leave you.

>

> Laters.



Good morning HB...and WHAT a way to start the morning!


Gordon Bennett!


*in stitches*

brum Wrote:

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> Thanks LM. Hope you're not too wet!


The rain has stopped now brum - though I did get soaked on my bike this morning whilst riding to Queen's Square.


I shall miss you tonight when attempting that bloomin "neutral spine"! x


And chin up - just two more days and you will be re-united with your beloved.

Piece of string walks into the bar and asks for a drink.


Barman: "Are you a piece of string?"

String: "Indeed I am"

Barman: "Sorry we don't serve pieces of string in this bar"


String leaves crossly, stops outside, twists himself around a few times and ruffles his hair. String walks back into the bar and ask the barman for a drink.


Barman: "Are you a piece of string?"

String. "No. I'm afraid not."

> I would stress, however, that this act of

> generosity on my part should not be taken as a

> precedent for the future - any abuse of which

> shall result in my immediately seeking an

> injunction against you with a view to obtaining

> damages for infringement of registered trade mark

> and passing off.

>

> Lady Esmerelda Fatima Billington-Jones.


Lady Esme - I have passed the legal text to my lawyers to decipher. They will respond in due course if needs be.


Hope the chauffeur is behaving himself and that you aren't using him to help you deplete all stocks of LCIC :))

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