Dishwasher

[Ladymuck]

Oh right!

Got it!

ha ha ha

*bangs head on screen*

No no - it's good...I'd forgotten about the original "knock knock"...

What do you call a man with a condom on his nose?

[HonaloochieB]

If it's f*ck knows, I may well be speaking to the late Bernard Manning.

[Ladymuck]

It is!

And you are!http://www.zen36049.zen.co.uk/CLANGNUTS%20CARTOONS%202007/clang%20bernard%20manning.jpg

[HonaloochieB]

Good one LadyM. If we ever meet remind me to do my Bernard Manning apochryphal Michael Parkinson show joke.

A Rabbi, an Imam and a Catholic priest walk into a pub.

Barman - What is this? Some sort of joke.

And on that note I will leave you.

Laters.

[steveo]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dishwasher

Dishwasher who?

Dishwasher way I used to shpeak before I got these new teef

[Ladymuck]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Good one LadyM. If we ever meet remind me to do my

> Bernard Manning apochryphal Michael Parkinson show

> joke.

>

> A Rabbi, an Imam and a Catholic priest walk into a

> pub.

>

> Barman - What is this? Some sort of joke.

>

> And on that note I will leave you.

>

> Laters.

Good morning HB...and WHAT a way to start the morning!

Gordon Bennett!

*in stitches*

[Ladymuck]

steveo Wrote:

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> Knock knock

> Who's there?

> Dishwasher

> Dishwasher who?

> Dishwasher way I used to shpeak before I got these

> new teef

My oh my, it's going to be a good day today...I just KNOW it.

ha ha ha

[brum]

Dishwasher? This is the lady who lathers my back in the shower, no?

Arf arf

[Ladymuck]

Hey brum what's the weather like in Germany? Pissing it here.

[brum]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Hey brum what's the weather like in Germany?

> Pissing it here.

Nice 'n hot here LM! Tho I would prefer to be home, in the rain. I will bring some sunshine back for you. X

[Ladymuck]

Look forward to it. Come back safely x

[woofmarkthedog]

L♡ve...

http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Travel/Tours/Berlin/Life/Bratwurst.jpg at first sight....eh Brum?

W♡♡F

[brum]

Indeed, but no sauce? I do like a smothering of something nice and tasty, as do you, eh, woof!

[giggirl]

How could a thread that looks so innocuous on the face of it and up this filthy?

[brum]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Look forward to it. Come back safely x

Thanks LM. Hope you're not too wet!

[Ladymuck]

brum Wrote:

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> Thanks LM. Hope you're not too wet!

The rain has stopped now brum - though I did get soaked on my bike this morning whilst riding to Queen's Square.

I shall miss you tonight when attempting that bloomin "neutral spine"! x

And chin up - just two more days and you will be re-united with your beloved.

[legalbeagle]

Horse walks into a bar.

Barman says: "why the long face?"

[Ladymuck]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Horse walks into a bar.

>

> Barman says: "why the long face?"

deleted - written whilst of unsound mind - sorry

[SimonM]

White horse walks into a bar

Barman says "We have a scotch whisky named after you !"

Horse says "What? Dobbin? "

[legalbeagle]

Piece of string walks into the bar and asks for a drink.

Barman: "Are you a piece of string?"

String: "Indeed I am"

Barman: "Sorry we don't serve pieces of string in this bar"

String leaves crossly, stops outside, twists himself around a few times and ruffles his hair. String walks back into the bar and ask the barman for a drink.

Barman: "Are you a piece of string?"

String. "No. I'm afraid not."

[SteveT]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the barman "gimme a pint of beer, and a mop"

[katie1997]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Doctor.

HonaloochieB - that was the funniest thing I have read yet.

I LOVE this Dishwasher thing. From bosch- rainforests - knock-knock jokes, who'd have known? :))

[katie1997]

> I would stress, however, that this act of

> generosity on my part should not be taken as a

> precedent for the future - any abuse of which

> shall result in my immediately seeking an

> injunction against you with a view to obtaining

> damages for infringement of registered trade mark

> and passing off.

>

> Lady Esmerelda Fatima Billington-Jones.

Lady Esme - I have passed the legal text to my lawyers to decipher. They will respond in due course if needs be.

Hope the chauffeur is behaving himself and that you aren't using him to help you deplete all stocks of LCIC :))

[dubluke]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

[brum]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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>

> I shall miss you tonight when attempting that

> bloomin "neutral spine"! x

hope you made it through ok!

Thanks LM. X