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All of you who have picked slightly obscure songs in the quest for coolness could have saved so much effort if you'd just lumped for Angels by Robbie the fat dancer from Take That. It's probably still in the CD player from the Friday (cheapskates) wedding.


Getting married on a Friday is a liberty by the way, you might as well just include an invoice for a days wages with each invitation and do it on a Saturday.

Mrs Keef and I discussed options for a first dance, but in the end we decided we wouldn't bother with the whole thing (dance not wedding).


I will be getting up and doing a couple of numbers with the band though, one of which will be wild horses... Not entirely appropriate lyrically, but she heard me sing it the first time we went out and in her drunk state, decided that I was great :)-D

DaveR Wrote:

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> I went to a far eastern wedding where the wedding

> banquet started with loads of waiters carrying

> glowing dishes to the tables accompanied by the

> theme tune to "the X files" - spooky/hilarious


You can't leave it there!!!!...what was in them?

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