Rubbish Football?...

[woofmarkthedog]

It's RUBBISH?...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/12/16/1229461832742/A-flat-football-004.jpgStupid game with silly rules.( Noel Coward 1943 )

I mean America, look at them, they take a sport, change it's name and before you know it they'll add pads, helmets, dancing girls, silly names & the like......

Then loads of fat guys will sit around in a bar shouting, feeling up the waitress, playing the new game ....

"How many drinks, Kettle chips & Hot Dogs with Coleslaw can you consume in 90 mins plus injury time"

So, enough is enough....

( add your name here, think anti-Nam protest )

" We the undersigned do not like this silly game "

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W**F

* checks kick off time, chills beer, warms oven *

MY FAVORITE TEAM ISN'T EVEN PLAYING

[Easties EL]

FAIL.

[woofmarkthedog]

Look...

It happened to "Rugby"....

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/fat_footballer.jpg"Hey Mac, fancy a game of Soccer after"

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/laughing.gifCome on....

http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz47/234074/234074_res4_cryingMan.jpg

ENGLAND 1 - U.S.A - 1

..you know it makes sense

I'm here to comfort you , soothe your irritatable brow...

.......&..... SHOUT "AHHH HAAA" IN YOR EAR..

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[katie1997]

*submits application to join SERIOUS FOOTBALL THREAD FOR QUALIFIED EXPERTS LIKE MYSELF*

INGE LAND

[Mick Mac]

Never trust a bloke who does not like football. Never trust a girl who does.

[katie1997]

Er....why not Mick Mac?

The only advice I can remember from my mum was to "never trust a man in white trousers".

Edited for TMI :-$

[Mick Mac]

Old Chinese proverb Katie. Nuff said.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I dont like soccer-ball, trust me on this.

[Mick Mac]

I can't. Sorry mate. Can't trust you on anythinng now.

[katie1997]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Nuff said.

[katie1997]

Er...ok then. So is this the right thread for discussing van Persie's legs?

PS. and is there a 'rhetorical question' font? ;-)

[woofmarkthedog]

Look...

I nearly called this thread "Duff Ball" but....

Plus, I do genuinely love the game however, this is a place to talk "sh*t football" not "football sh*t"

I soooo miss the WAGS really, I mean there's a whole movement against a plastic horn.......

BUT how boringsville is that..

( nearly as boring as most the footie so far...)

Tee tumm....

W**F

[katie1997]

well, whats the difference between "sh*t football" not "football sh*t" ?

don't answer that. I thought Denmark were pretty sh*t. I think INGE LAND will have to do a lot better if they hope to beat the brilliant DEUTSCH LAND.

Hope that meets with your Rubbish Football thread formatting requirements?*

*rhetorical question font.

[DJKillaQueen]

all footy is rubbish (unless you is brazilian) and then who cares!

who do engerland play next?

Oh look, Big Brother is on!

[woofmarkthedog]

OK

As my "bogey" team I choose...

"North Korea" because there can be no team sooooooo drilled & disiplined as that lot

Plus, I'm diggin' "Kim Jong-il's" kahki look for this ( and any ) competition

Lastly the Western propo around the team is a press mans dream

Scoop...

"Kim to ref own match"

* hey now there's an idea *

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

Come on..

In a "mixed martial arts" cage fight between Capello & Kim

Who'd you put your money on..?

http://warisboring.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kimjongil_wideweb__470x42701.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/19/article-1287971-0A1A5E1D000005DC-89_306x423.jpg

Exactly..

W♕♕F?

By Royaal? appointment

[Ladymuck]

well it's not REALLY rubbish...but..

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[Kingy]

I think there's a psychological syllogism 'All Football is Rubbish' therefore 'all Rubbish is Football'

(especialy when grey cats are involved) QED

[Narnia]

I nearly had a puppy when I saw this thread this morning. It was like I'd seen a ghost.........