Curious sights down Lordship Lane

[david_carnell]

Did you know that 3.14% of all sailors are Pi-rates?

[legalbeagle]

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

Thank you. Here all week. Available for weddings.....

[dubluke]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> ya need some teaching ;-) :p

haha, a degree in comedy at kalamity kel's school of hilarity?

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[brum]

Crikey I've been moved from The Lounge! Awesome.

Have you heard of the latest exercise craze at ESPH?

Its called.....

PiRates

*collective groan*

[HonaloochieB]

What would the incorrect 'heavy rock' singer who met his end in the SE22 area with a last name that connected him to the chemical symbol Ag be in some sort of piratical fashion?

If it's Wrong Bon Silver, then I be Dutchman, so I be.

[brum]

....perhaps even a flying Dutchman?

[Moos]

SimonM Wrote:

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> One does not swash a buckle! One buckles a swash!

Oh God, I'm so ashamed. I'm going to be thrown out of the Pirate Council now, with my buckles ritually unswashed.

[karter]

is this the joke thread? kids kids come on back on topic. now, seeing a new estate agent or indian restaurant on LL is not a curious sight but seeing one of our very own forumites driving down LL in a green goddess, now that's something.

bring it on, dude.

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> SimonM Wrote:

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> > One does not swash a buckle! One buckles a

> swash!

>

> Oh God, I'm so ashamed. I'm going to be thrown

> out of the Pirate Council now, with my buckles

> ritually unswashed.

And as fer yer Ol' Jamaicee chocolate bar, ee'l not be knockin' it back at once. Ee'l not be gettin' it at all.

I mean, there have to be rules.

See Squire Trelawny if you wish to appeal.

[SimonM]

Oh God, I'm so ashamed. I'm going to be thrown out of the Pirate Council now, with my buckles ritually unswashed.

Look. No modern pirate uses buckles anyway - it's velcro or nothing !

Consider yourself well keel-hauled. Wimmin is allus bad luck on a ship anyway, me 'earties!

[Ladymuck]

Saw him last night getting off the No. 40 bus.

Loved your buccan ears/hat joke Dubluke. Ha Ha...