If money was no object, what would you always have to hand?

[pablogrande]

I am currently doing a job for one of the wealthiest men in the world. The items available to him are only limited by his imagination, so what is always kept on hand for his daily treat, the rarest caviar? finest champagne? Monkey heads on sticks? No - Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits.

So what would it be?

[????]

The King Alfred stone

[Mick Mac]

pablogrande Wrote:

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> I am currently doing a job for one of the

> wealthiest men in the world. The items available

> to him are only limited by his imagination, so

> what is always kept on hand for his daily treat,

> the rarest caviar? finest champagne? Monkey heads

> on sticks? No - cheese sandwich biscuits.

>

> So what would it be?

Jennifer Aniston.

[ruffers]

Money

[Ted Max]

I think I'd employ a Fool.

[Mick Mac]

Not nice Ted. What's come over you since the op?

[Ted Max]

Eh?

EDIT: Oh I think I get it. You're making out I'm having a go at the OP. Very good.

No - I think if I was as rich as this bloke, I'd employ a Fool, a Jester - to remind me of my mortality, tell me truths that others dare not, and also do knob gags.

[Mick Mac]

Yes - it certainly read that you were implying the OP was the said fool employed by the rich man - just reading too much into it perhaps.

[giggirl]

A driver

[Mick Mac]

and a set of irons, a putter and a bag. All set..

[HonaloochieB]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Yes - it certainly read that you were implying the

> OP was the said fool employed by the rich man -

> just reading too much into it perhaps.

I saw it that Ted reckons he's a king and so of course requires a fool to keep him what we now call 'grounded'.

You know like the David Cameron/Nick Clegg coalition, though I do hear tell that David prefers the vernacular and uses the word 'c@nt'.

[HonaloochieB]

I'd like a big car, a rock star like Elvis and that cup you've got in your hand.

That'd be fine.

[Jah Lush]

Spending cash and a fluffer.

[PeckhamRose]

A credit card. I have never had one. I understand they're useful.

But if money was no object, I'd just have money to hand like ruffers said.

[jalapeno]

A private jet to fly me into work everyday.

An army of gigolos at my disposal for various domestic tasks.

Some power that would grant me to reorient certain thinking mechanisms!

[????]

Why would you be working?

[jalapeno]

Because I'm a workaholic and I cannot allow my brain go into redundancy, I get bored, see?

[????]

Well, do your own thing at home...commuting?

[jalapeno]

Good suggestion there quids. I have passed the working at home phase when I had the bump but missed not seeing a soul!

[DJKillaQueen]

A top plastic surgeon and a casino!

[Loz]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Jennifer Aniston.

If I was the richest man in the world I would pay Ms Aniston to bugger off and never make another movie or TV series again. I find her really annoying.

[Jah Lush]

Yeah Loz. She is fecking dull as ditchwater.

Anyways - I'd like a nice 60s dark blue chauffuer driven Bentley and two gorgeous buxom young wenches on call to drive it.

[Mick Mac]

Loz Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

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> > Jennifer Aniston.

>

> If I was the richest man in the world I would pay

> Ms Aniston to bugger off and never make another

> movie or TV series again. I find her really

> annoying.

I didn't want her for her acting skills.

[PeckhamRose]

strawberries blueberries seedless grapes cherries that someone else has taken the stones out of pick pick pick pick

and barley sugar spangles

lol @ DJKQ 'Casino'!

[DJKillaQueen]

> Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Jennifer Aniston.

>

> If I was the richest man in the world I would pay

> Ms Aniston to bugger off

Didn't Brad Pitt try that already!