pablogrande Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I am currently doing a job for one of the wealthiest men in the world. The items available to him are only limited by his imagination, so what is always kept on hand for his daily treat, the rarest caviar? finest champagne? Monkey heads on sticks? No - Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits.So what would it be? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 The King Alfred stone Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 pablogrande Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I am currently doing a job for one of the> wealthiest men in the world. The items available> to him are only limited by his imagination, so> what is always kept on hand for his daily treat,> the rarest caviar? finest champagne? Monkey heads> on sticks? No - cheese sandwich biscuits.> > So what would it be?Jennifer Aniston. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffers Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Money Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I think I'd employ a Fool. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Not nice Ted. What's come over you since the op? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Eh?EDIT: Oh I think I get it. You're making out I'm having a go at the OP. Very good. No - I think if I was as rich as this bloke, I'd employ a Fool, a Jester - to remind me of my mortality, tell me truths that others dare not, and also do knob gags. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yes - it certainly read that you were implying the OP was the said fool employed by the rich man - just reading too much into it perhaps. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggirl Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 A driver Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 and a set of irons, a putter and a bag. All set.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Yes - it certainly read that you were implying the> OP was the said fool employed by the rich man -> just reading too much into it perhaps.I saw it that Ted reckons he's a king and so of course requires a fool to keep him what we now call 'grounded'.You know like the David Cameron/Nick Clegg coalition, though I do hear tell that David prefers the vernacular and uses the word 'c@nt'. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I'd like a big car, a rock star like Elvis and that cup you've got in your hand.That'd be fine. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342488 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Spending cash and a fluffer. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 A credit card. I have never had one. I understand they're useful.But if money was no object, I'd just have money to hand like ruffers said. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalapeno Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 A private jet to fly me into work everyday.An army of gigolos at my disposal for various domestic tasks.Some power that would grant me to reorient certain thinking mechanisms! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Why would you be working? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalapeno Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Because I'm a workaholic and I cannot allow my brain go into redundancy, I get bored, see? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Well, do your own thing at home...commuting? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalapeno Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Good suggestion there quids. I have passed the working at home phase when I had the bump but missed not seeing a soul! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 A top plastic surgeon and a casino! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342560 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Jennifer Aniston.If I was the richest man in the world I would pay Ms Aniston to bugger off and never make another movie or TV series again. I find her really annoying. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Yeah Loz. She is fecking dull as ditchwater.Anyways - I'd like a nice 60s dark blue chauffuer driven Bentley and two gorgeous buxom young wenches on call to drive it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Loz Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Mick Mac Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > > Jennifer Aniston.> > If I was the richest man in the world I would pay> Ms Aniston to bugger off and never make another> movie or TV series again. I find her really> annoying.I didn't want her for her acting skills. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 strawberries blueberries seedless grapes cherries that someone else has taken the stones out of pick pick pick pickand barley sugar spangleslol @ DJKQ 'Casino'! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 > Mick Mac Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> > Jennifer Aniston.> > If I was the richest man in the world I would pay> Ms Aniston to bugger off Didn't Brad Pitt try that already! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12272-if-money-was-no-object-what-would-you-always-have-to-hand/#findComment-342589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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