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I am currently doing a job for one of the wealthiest men in the world. The items available to him are only limited by his imagination, so what is always kept on hand for his daily treat, the rarest caviar? finest champagne? Monkey heads on sticks? No - Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits.


So what would it be?

pablogrande Wrote:

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> I am currently doing a job for one of the

> wealthiest men in the world. The items available

> to him are only limited by his imagination, so

> what is always kept on hand for his daily treat,

> the rarest caviar? finest champagne? Monkey heads

> on sticks? No - cheese sandwich biscuits.

>

> So what would it be?



Jennifer Aniston.

Eh?


EDIT: Oh I think I get it. You're making out I'm having a go at the OP. Very good.


No - I think if I was as rich as this bloke, I'd employ a Fool, a Jester - to remind me of my mortality, tell me truths that others dare not, and also do knob gags.

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Yes - it certainly read that you were implying the

> OP was the said fool employed by the rich man -

> just reading too much into it perhaps.


I saw it that Ted reckons he's a king and so of course requires a fool to keep him what we now call 'grounded'.

You know like the David Cameron/Nick Clegg coalition, though I do hear tell that David prefers the vernacular and uses the word 'c@nt'.

Loz Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

>

> > Jennifer Aniston.

>

> If I was the richest man in the world I would pay

> Ms Aniston to bugger off and never make another

> movie or TV series again. I find her really

> annoying.



I didn't want her for her acting skills.

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