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flapjackdavey Wrote:

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> RosieH Wrote:

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> > Clitoris*

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> > *Edited to say that I think my account has been

> > hacked.

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> not an organ ... you're disqualified .



Erm, flapjack, are you routinely engaged in the patriarchal subjugation of women and denial of their right to be empowered sexual beings?


(insert hairy dungaree-wearing smilie of your choice here)

RosieH Wrote:

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> I've gone right off you Woof. Come here so I can

> punch you in the face while shouting "I hate

> cliches".

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BOY...( Girl )



What kept you..?



I floated this one out ages ago but it sat there stinking waiting for a bite...


Hey hum, sure I'll come round and get my face punched ( then can we move on ) maybe it'll assuage some of your rage BUT I doubt it



Next ?


( oh yeah, talking of "organs" my heart is breaking )



W**F



* sucks teeth, checks nails *

Now then Woof, I'm not that angry (but I've put a steak in the fridge for your impending black eye, just in case). And a nice bottle of pinot noir to make it all better too.


But if you must bait me, sweetpea, I would just ask that you use that devastating wit to come up with something a teensy weensy bit more original...


Eek, edited to say I've just realised that I should "smash" you in the face, not punch. Derrrr, I see why you took it the wrong way now.

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