OK, yes you "It's The W**F Lottery" pick a number between 1 & 3724

[Narnia]

I've decided on 666 W**f! OK?

[Narnia]

Oh, and 999.........you said I could have two.

[woofmarkthedog]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Two fat ladies please, woof.

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Oh, really,mmmmmmmmmmmmgy0 ( cat wal23////////.k,k

Ok start again PGC ( my lucky cat walking on keyboard )

88 VERY LUCKY Number for 2 reasons

1. Very lucky Chinese number

2. My W**F number at boarding school

* remembers Elephant man's " I'm not a number, I'm a human being" speech *

88 Chinese & Sushi Delivery

(323) 852-1638

418 N Fairfax Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90036 Get directions

Cross Streets: Between Oakwood Ave and Rosewood Ave

Neighborhood: Mid-Wilshire Los Angeles, CA

88menu.eat24hour.com

"It's on the board & in the draw"

( there's a catchphrase there )

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

damzel Wrote:

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> Are you accepting new punters? I've never won* a

> damn thing in my life but quite fancy my chances

> here. Can I have 1305 please?

__________________________________________________________

YES damsel

Old and new, all welcome here

1035...

I quote your very own post...."right here"

Re: Potty training - day 2 new

Posted by: damzel August 07, 12:43PM

Is weeing every 10 to 35 mins normal? I find it strange that she was every 2 hrs yesterday and today it's little and often.

( I know, HOW SOPOOKY...)

"You send 'em I read 'em..."

"It's on the baord & in the draw" ( did you spot that ? )

W**F

* we are all winners

[woofmarkthedog]

karter Wrote:

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> * answers dog & bone*

>

> "alright katieluv, you must cut this habit"

>

> My turn to gamble please. i'll take number 176

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176

It's yours carter

What a punt.

* ding ding *

W**F

[Mick Mac]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I'll have 58 please Woof.

last year Spurs won something?

I'll have 1967 please woof.

[woofmarkthedog]

Narnia Wrote:

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> I've decided on 666 W**f! OK?

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OK N

666

( if you meant the number of the DEVIL, re-read the testament IIWY )

616 is the number of "the beast"

( "nidd" rule applies )

"It's --------------- & on the board"

W**F

Edito pronto

[woofmarkthedog]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I'll have 58 please Woof.

____________________________________

YES...

58

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I'll have 58 please Woof.

>

>

> last year Spurs won something?

_________________________________________________________

MicMac......1967

It's on t__________ & __r "

W**F

[brum]

999 please Woof (I mean, it has to be really, doesn't it?!)

[Narnia]

brum Wrote:

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> 999 please Woof (I mean, it has to be really,

> doesn't it?!)

I asked for that one Brum...........I await a decision

[woofmarkthedog]

Narnia Wrote:

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> brum Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > 999 please Woof (I mean, it has to be really,

> > doesn't it?!)

>

> I asked for that one Brum...........I await a

> decision

__________________________________________________________

Yes....

I'm afraid Brum, it's gone

Don't panic though....( or call 999 )

I'm awarding you 911 instead

http://www.porsche.com/filestore.aspx/normal.jpg?pool=germany&type=galleryimage&id=997-2nd-gt3rs-gallery-exterior-13&lang=none&filetype=normal&version=1 ( add a flashing blue light & how cool is that )

" Nee naw - nee naw out the way , I've got a F.I.R.E to quell "

"It's in the bag & on the board "

* tries to remember catchphrase *

W**F

[brum]

Oh sorry Narnia. In that case I will go for 112 please Woof - the alternative emergency telephone number (bet not a lot of people know that!)

[brum]

Oops cross-posted! 911 is fine - do I get the car if I win?

[woofmarkthedog]

Narnia999

Is this you what you're after ?

Well " It's in the bin & on the board "

" Good luck "

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

So you call 112

( who the bl**dy heck knows that )

http://www.sos112.si/eng/images/112logo.pngWHO feck the is calling

WHAT the feck has happened

WHERE the feck it happened

WHEN it feck'n happened

HOW MANY feck'n persons are injured

What the feck , what INJURIES

What are the CIRCUMSTANCES at the scene ( like who really cares, etc.)

What kind of ASSISTANCE you need for feck sake

W**F

[Jah Lush]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I'll have 58 please Woof.

>

>

> last year Spurs won something?

>

> I'll have 1967 please woof.

Cheeky sod. You know that's not true. 1958, The year I was born. A vintage year so don't knock it.

[woofmarkthedog]

Right MicMac

That's landed you "in Nidd" proper

( & I'm a gooner )

* shows purple card *

Poor Ol' Jah

I'm sorry about the manners of "some " players of this illustrious game however, there are no warnings here.

Players will be in or out of "in Nidd" as I see fit

Now...

"Play on"

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

WARNING

A certain player has PM'd me here at W**FLotteryHQ? with an oblique offer of goods, gifts etc however, I see this as a blatant attempt to sway the result of TheW**FLottery?

I won't name names publicly BUT this behavior is not acceptable

Katie19**

You are now "in Nidd"

W**F

[katie1997]

Out of Forum Auto Response*

'Gone hunting, shooting and fishing' sign on katie19**'s laptop (that's in bold italics)

*dons barbour jacket, jumps in land rover/ford ranger/other 4x4 and hurriedly heads north*

*now where did I get that fab idea from?

[katie1997]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> WARNING

>

>

> A certain player has PM'd me here at

> W**FLotteryHQ? with an oblique offer of goods,

> gifts etc however, I see this as a blatant attempt

> to sway the result of TheW**FLottery?

>

> I won't name names publicly BUT this behavior is

> not acceptable

>

>

> Katie19**

>

> You are now "in Nidd"

>

>

> W**F

right fine, i was well and truly busted, yadda, yadda, yadda...

now........... am I out of 'nidd' yet or what?

*yours impatiently*

PS. the limited edition hot chilli sauces have gone now anyway (so there) ...

[woofmarkthedog]

KATIE**89

Yes you are out of

"INN NIDD"

The Big Drawer is this Friday Nite

http://international.stockfood.com/images-pictures/Stuffed%20Turkey%20on%20Cabinet-637938.jpg Nice Turkey & " an open drawer.."

Make sure you get your numbers in .........

Plus ....Nominate a number for another Forum-ite & split the winning prieiezes

It's going toop be a "cracker" of an evening

W**F

( it's feeling quite christmassy, no ? )

Edited to add an xtra o

[karter]

oh frig.....did someone say christmas????

i choose number 185 for charlies.

i choose number 199 for brum and number 1997 for katienumbers. hope that is ok with willywoofter?

[woofmarkthedog]

♕

KEEP CALM

AND

CARRY ON

^(voting)

KARTER

By Order ✍

The Ministry

^of

W⓪⓪FLotto?

[Ladymuck]

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