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Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Two fat ladies please, woof.

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Oh, really,mmmmmmmmmmmmgy0 ( cat wal23////////.k,k



Ok start again PGC ( my lucky cat walking on keyboard )


88 VERY LUCKY Number for 2 reasons


1. Very lucky Chinese number


2. My W**F number at boarding school


* remembers Elephant man's " I'm not a number, I'm a human being" speech *


88 Chinese & Sushi Delivery

(323) 852-1638

418 N Fairfax Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90036 Get directions

Cross Streets: Between Oakwood Ave and Rosewood Ave

Neighborhood: Mid-Wilshire Los Angeles, CA

88menu.eat24hour.com


"It's on the board & in the draw"


( there's a catchphrase there )



W**F

damzel Wrote:

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> Are you accepting new punters? I've never won* a

> damn thing in my life but quite fancy my chances

> here. Can I have 1305 please?


__________________________________________________________



YES damsel


Old and new, all welcome here


1035...


I quote your very own post...."right here"


Re: Potty training - day 2 new

Posted by: damzel August 07, 12:43PM


Is weeing every 10 to 35 mins normal? I find it strange that she was every 2 hrs yesterday and today it's little and often.



( I know, HOW SOPOOKY...)



"You send 'em I read 'em..."



"It's on the baord & in the draw" ( did you spot that ? )



W**F


* we are all winners

karter Wrote:

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> * answers dog & bone*

>

> "alright katieluv, you must cut this habit"

>

> My turn to gamble please. i'll take number 176


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176



It's yours carter


What a punt.


* ding ding *



W**F

Narnia Wrote:

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> I've decided on 666 W**f! OK?

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OK N


666


( if you meant the number of the DEVIL, re-read the testament IIWY )


616 is the number of "the beast"


( "nidd" rule applies )



"It's --------------- & on the board"




W**F




Edito pronto

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I'll have 58 please Woof.

>

>

> last year Spurs won something?

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MicMac......1967


It's on t__________ & __r "





W**F

Narnia Wrote:

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> brum Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > 999 please Woof (I mean, it has to be really,

> > doesn't it?!)

>

> I asked for that one Brum...........I await a

> decision

__________________________________________________________


Yes....


I'm afraid Brum, it's gone


Don't panic though....( or call 999 )


I'm awarding you 911 instead


http://www.porsche.com/filestore.aspx/normal.jpg?pool=germany&type=galleryimage&id=997-2nd-gt3rs-gallery-exterior-13&lang=none&filetype=normal&version=1 ( add a flashing blue light & how cool is that )



" Nee naw - nee naw out the way , I've got a F.I.R.E to quell "



"It's in the bag & on the board "


* tries to remember catchphrase *


W**F

So you call 112


( who the bl**dy heck knows that )


http://www.sos112.si/eng/images/112logo.pngWHO feck the is calling


WHAT the feck has happened


WHERE the feck it happened


WHEN it feck'n happened


HOW MANY feck'n persons are injured


What the feck , what INJURIES


What are the CIRCUMSTANCES at the scene ( like who really cares, etc.)


What kind of ASSISTANCE you need for feck sake




W**F

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I'll have 58 please Woof.

>

>

> last year Spurs won something?

>

> I'll have 1967 please woof.


Cheeky sod. You know that's not true. 1958, The year I was born. A vintage year so don't knock it.

Right MicMac



That's landed you "in Nidd" proper


( & I'm a gooner )


* shows purple card *


Poor Ol' Jah


I'm sorry about the manners of "some " players of this illustrious game however, there are no warnings here.

Players will be in or out of "in Nidd" as I see fit



Now...


"Play on"




W**F

WARNING



A certain player has PM'd me here at W**FLotteryHQ? with an oblique offer of goods, gifts etc however, I see this as a blatant attempt to sway the result of TheW**FLottery?


I won't name names publicly BUT this behavior is not acceptable



Katie19**


You are now "in Nidd"



W**F

Out of Forum Auto Response*


'Gone hunting, shooting and fishing' sign on katie19**'s laptop (that's in bold italics)


*dons barbour jacket, jumps in land rover/ford ranger/other 4x4 and hurriedly heads north*





*now where did I get that fab idea from?

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> WARNING

>

>

> A certain player has PM'd me here at

> W**FLotteryHQ? with an oblique offer of goods,

> gifts etc however, I see this as a blatant attempt

> to sway the result of TheW**FLottery?

>

> I won't name names publicly BUT this behavior is

> not acceptable

>

>

> Katie19**

>

> You are now "in Nidd"

>

>

> W**F


right fine, i was well and truly busted, yadda, yadda, yadda...


now........... am I out of 'nidd' yet or what?


*yours impatiently*


PS. the limited edition hot chilli sauces have gone now anyway (so there) ...

KATIE**89



Yes you are out of



"INN NIDD"


The Big Drawer is this Friday Nite


http://international.stockfood.com/images-pictures/Stuffed%20Turkey%20on%20Cabinet-637938.jpg Nice Turkey & " an open drawer.."




Make sure you get your numbers in .........


Plus ....Nominate a number for another Forum-ite & split the winning prieiezes


It's going toop be a "cracker" of an evening




W**F


( it's feeling quite christmassy, no ? )


Edited to add an xtra o

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