Prizes from the W**F Lottery

[katie1997]

Has 1948 gone yet woof? Have I chosen too many numbers already?

What about 48?

When is the draw?

Will you publish a list of who has what?

Can I ask any more lottery related questions?

:)-D

[TheArtfulDogger]

is there life on mars ?

[woofmarkthedog]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Has 1948 gone yet woof? Have I chosen too many

> numbers already?

>

> What about 48?

>

> When is the draw?

>

> Will you publish a list of who has what?

>

> Can I ask any more lottery related questions?

>

> :)-D

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Pipe down K

Nidd rule still applies

Soon

Soon

Very Soon

Is that cryptic enough ?

W**F

[katie1997]

Yes ok. Thanks.

Btw, your mailbox is full! you shd have created a special woof-lottery account!

[woofmarkthedog]

I have just dusted my box out, so pm away

( hopes WH is not reading this thread )

* waves at willy *

W**F

[karter]

thanks for my number 2 LM and thanks to woofy too.

Good luck to all.(tu)

[TheArtfulDogger]

There is a strange eerie silence surrounding the Woof lottery at the moment

Tumble weeds are blowing through the narrow streets of the forum

A lone rider can be seen far off in the distance

A man, with a patch over one eye peers down a spy glass and looks at the rider and can just make out that it is woof running off with the contents of the meat wagon

He lowers his spy glass , looks down and spits out some chewing tabaccie on to his shoe

?shoot? declares the man with the patch over one eye ?them there were my best boots?

he looks around at the deserted town and declares to himself ?Boys there?s gonna be a lynching if that there vermit Woof doesn?t hold the draw soon?

He turns and re-enters the kebab shop and vanishes into a secret room at the back?..

[Ladymuck]

Nice bump dogger.(tu) I was thinking of doing the same!

[TheArtfulDogger]

the man with the patch over his eye looks lazily at Lady Muck and rolls his syllables slowly as he eyes muck up and down

?Why there missy? he declares, ?I do hope you weren?t thinking of spitting your chewing tabaccie on my boots as well !?

leans back and takes another shot of ?Special Kebab sauce?

[Ladymuck]

Why heeeeell no, you lazy goodfornothing sack of fleas...youz carry on like that and you iz gonna have another eye patch to match your first...

you got that dogbreath?

[TheArtfulDogger]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Why heeeeell no, you lazy goodfornothing sack of

> fleas...youz carry on like that and you iz gonna

> have another eye patch to match your first...

>

> you got that dogbreath?

"Well now missy Muck" drawls the man with the eye patch "that sure is fighting talk from where I am a standing"

Stands taller at bar, or as tall as a dog in a hat can, and decides that Missy Muck is his sort of wimmin

[Ladymuck]

Your sort of wimmin? Dream ohn dawgbreath. I's haave standards to maintain and appearances to keep and no smart hat on no mangy sack of fleas aint gonna do nothing for they-em. Youz understand? Youz the kinda stuff I scrape off my crocs every day wowking dem East Dulwich streets...you hear me fleabag?

Yeah...life's a biiiitch, aint it...

[TheArtfulDogger]

sigh - Missy Muck - does that mean you are up for a quick trip to the car park on the Rye then or not..?

don't waste my time now on all that word (fore)play ;-)

[Ladymuck]

Stop it NOW!

I can't keep this up...I'm laughing too much...oh dear oh dear...(*wipes streaming eyes*)

Well. I think between us we've done a pretty good job of reviving Woof's thread...

*calls out: Woof? Get your mangy fur back in this Lounge!*

[woofmarkthedog]

And your numbers are ?

( I just count them btw, I'm not allowed to play with my *LOTTO* balls myself )

The draws will be this week-end

Prizes will be allocated a short time there after

W**F

[TheArtfulDogger]

I knew I would wear you down in the end.... ::o

Yea Woof what the tooting heck has happened to you

[woofmarkthedog]

I've been adding useful in-depth contributions to the.....

Top ten worst foods to eat........apparently! Thread

*ahem*

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

Hey...

We're in the final phase now

Come & play *LOTTO BONUS* balls

All the Draws & Prizes will be this week-end

W**F

[Ladymuck]

What in the name of W**F is this doing on page 3? Tutt tutt!

Dear Admin: given the good causes involved here, any chance of making Woof's charity thread a sticky?

*fails to locate pathetic looking winky-smiley-thingamijig so adopts pathetic expression herself*

[Ladymuck]

THANK YOU ADMIN XXX

[woofmarkthedog]

Thank you indeed

To keep this all above board

I'm getting a very safe & respectable pair of hands to draw the final balls

* points upstairs *

W**F

[Sandperson]

Can I still get a number? I want a burger from TMW.

[Narnia]

Am I still in Nidd or if not what's my current status?

[woofmarkthedog]

Sandperson Wrote:

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> Can I still get a number? I want a burger from

> TMW.

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Go

Pick your *Bonus balls*

W**F

[Sandperson]

Are 1972 and 1973 still available?