The End is Nigh

[mockney piers]

Soooo the rapture index is dangerously high. Internet forums are abuzz with talk of the birth of the red heifer.

There could be a galactic war played out here on earth (obviously Kennedy tried to warn us, but that's why they killed him).

Bush's America is ushering in the apocalypse, as he's a member of the Illuminati.

Nostrodamus and God, seem to have a couple of words on the subject, and I think you'll agree we ignore those chaps at our own peril.

And this is before we even talk about the comet coming in 2012

So what plans are East Dulites making for the end of times? I'm thinking snorky's nuclear bunker could be good. Anyone else up to anything?

 

[SeanMacGabhann]

Well I'm convinced - never wanted a fiftieth anyway

(very funny graphic btw)

[Ant]

What's Bill Nighy got to do with it?

[Keef]

Love the flow chart!

[citizenED]

Wow, did you draw that yourself?

[mockney piers]

I wish, I found it here, which is quite an amusing browse.

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/

I have to say I had ALOT of fun finding links. There are some absolute headcases out there.

How about a prize for the farest outest acopalypse scenario out on t'internet?

[char1ie]

When the four horsemen ride over the brow of the hill I think I would decide to head off to the Bishop for a farewell pint. Thanks for alerting me to the fact that California will ban foie gras in 2012.

And Zager and Evans said it all so well...

Charlie

[Keef]

I'd light a fag in the pub too!

[Mark]

I'd go out on the piss with the Queen, get her really drunk and then get her to light one of her own farts.

[mockney piers]

Of course it's all this nasty sin stuff that's bringing about the end.

Here's a penitents guide for when the urge takes us.

click image for a closer look