George is going down

[giggirl]

George is going down (no pun intended) - very sad but he's had it coming for a long time.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/sep/14/george-michael-jailed-eight-weeks

He should be grateful that there was nobody standing outside of Snappy Snaps at the time. FFS, all that money and he can't afford a driver. Get yourself a driver George and then you can get as stoned as you like.

Still, very sad.

[waynetta]

I'm quite upset about this. It's such a shame how he has fallen. He cuts a sad and lonely figure these days. I wonder if he was singing 'I don't want your freedom' to the judge? If he was it backfired on him.

[woofmarkthedog]

Smoking Skunk & Crack cocaine...

"Go long enough in the fast lane & you're bound to crash into something"

Send him down, get some treatment

Next ?

* cracks knuckles *

W**F

[cate]

He went down immediately - no time to go home and pack a suitcase. He'll have had his full body search by now - Oooh matron! What an arrogant twit.

[giggirl]

So that wasn't you sobbing and inconsolable in the public gallery then Cate?

[cate]

Gawd no. Maybe he did on purpose so he could be sent to jail and have an experience! Closer availability instead of having to trawl the Heath.

[Brendan]

Well I for one am really disappointed.

Mostly because I was hoping this thread was going to tell me that George Osborne had got caught with his dick in the mashed potatoes and was going to be cut into little bits by Sun journalists and fed to his daddy?s hunting dogs.

[giggirl]

I just PMd a lovely forumite on another matter and he made the following comment in a PM back:

"My fear is George will like prison - in which case the streets of Hampstead will be like Brands Hatch when they chuck him out."

I hadn't looked at it like that but I have to admit, he does have a point.

[brum]

I too am disappointed Brendan. I was imagining the thread was about George Clooney, his sexuality exposed in a most explicit fashion.

[cate]

GG Don't understand the Brands Hatch ref. Cruising cars looking for George? Or George cruising in a fast car?

[Moos]

Et tu, Brum?? Not the Clooney, please never the Clooney.

I feel sorry for poor old George M, but clearly he's walking a path he paved himself. I don't think anyone enjoys prison though, do they?

[karter]

i thought this was going to be about George Osbourne too, obviously not, George Clooney is too smart. George Mikey though oh come on, get some frigging help willy you.

[HAL9000]

cate Wrote:

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> no time to go home and pack a suitcase.

Gosh - that made me laugh ...

[cate]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Well I for one am really disappointed.

>

> Mostly because I was hoping this thread was going

> to tell me that George Osborne had got caught with

> his dick in the mashed potatoes and was going to

> be cut into little bits by Sun journalists and fed

> to his daddy?s hunting dogs.

We don't need to know your fantasies thanks.

[Ridgley]

If he had children, he would not have the time to be smoking weed and dogging it will take too much of his time:)

[*Bob*]

On the contrary.. we only started doing both of those after we had children.

It's a release.

[Ridgley]

Ok Bob I have to take your word for it;-)

[jamesb]

Apparently... George has already settled into prison and is making lots of friends. He's even written a new song about his cell mate, which he hopes will be his next single. The track?s called ?Hairless Fister?.

[jaybee82]

I'd like to hear more from Ridgley. After all, you were in a band with him.

[hibbs]

Sooooo bad, but extremely funny!

jamesb Wrote:

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> Apparently... George has already settled into

> prison and is making lots of friends. He's even

> written a new song about his cell mate, which he

> hopes will be his next single. The track?s called

> ?Hairless Fister?.

[Ridgley]

Very good Jaybee82>:D