I wish........

[DJKillaQueen]

I were an astronaut!

And you?

[felt-tip]

an international jet-setting techno DJ.

[*Bob*]

musician

[waynetta]

A Chilean Miner.

Think of the money they'll make when they get out

[TillieTrotter]

I was somewhere far away.

[felt-tip]

IF they get out.

[waynetta]

They're getting out tomorrow.

I've got a street party planned. I've invited Tarot, Pearson, Axeman, Ridgeley and Louise so there will be fun and frolics all round. :)-D

[felt-tip]

I wouldnt want to be the one whose wife found out he'd been having a ten year affair. Think I'd stay down there.

[DJKillaQueen]

lol Waynetta.........that's some troll fest you got planned.

Did one really have a ten year affair?

[HAL9000]

An attractive, slim, tall, blonde, long-legged, lipstick lesbian with large breasts and a knack for winning lottery jackpots.

[felt-tip]

s'what it said in the paper today. wife and mistress both turned up to some vigil or something.

busted!

[????]

..I wouldn't keep getting my aces busted by idiots with J 7 on Pokerstars

[KalamityKel]

A slug

[PeckhamRose]

.. me and MrPR could get paid for what we both love doing, ie. our respective careers and hobbies!

[ruffers]

A Wish Away

I Wish You Were Here.... The Wonder Stuff.

[PeckhamRose]

I LOVED the Wonder Stuff!!

I wish I were luckier!

(Those two sentences are not connected!)

[Jah Lush]

I was a rich man. Diddle iddle iddle iddle iddle dum.

[Ridgley]

Wish I won the lottery!!

[Tarot]

Euro one, yeah.

[HonaloochieB]

...I was a spaceman, the fastest man alive...

[RosieH]

... I was in Dixie

[DJKillaQueen]

..I could get rid of this damn cold.......

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

... I was oh-oh-oh a Wild West Hero.

[MrBen]

....I was a catfish.

Swimming in the deep blue sea, having all you pretty women fishin' after me.....

[SteveT]

I was capable of inventing something which would have the same impact on humanity as the jet engine, the diesel, the Wankel, the bicycle, the match, the electric motor, or a power source like plugging into the north pole.