How long is your tongue...

[hibbs]

OK, so after a rather drink induced conversation on Saturday evening, I found out my friend Nic has a particularly small tongue, which got me thinking, did she have a small tongue or did I indeed have a particularly large one, so fellow Dulwich formumites I thought it would be a great idea if we did a little experiment of our very own and we each measured the length of our tongues?from the entry point of it leaving our lips to the very tip, in centimeters?so how long is your tongue? Pictures welcome? Prize tbc.

[Keef]

I can't be bothered measuring, but I do have a very short tongue. Hardly gets out of my mouth.

[Mick Mac]

Hmmm...Are you trying to pull ?

[huncamunca]

I can touch the end of my nose with mine, so I have either a huge noise or a long toungue - not sure which

[katie1997]

Mine is small then medium (apparently)

PS I'm glad we're talking about tongues btw. About time. :))

[hibbs]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Hmmm...Are you trying to pull ?

NO!

[hibbs]

Oh come on peeps I really need to know the length in centimetres please...

[hibbs]

huncamunca Wrote:

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> I can touch the end of my nose with mine, so I

> have either a huge noise or a long toungue - not

> sure which

Hum...I think you may be onto a winner here

[katie1997]

hibbs Wrote:

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> Oh come on peeps I really need to know the length

> in centimetres please...

Oh-kay hibbs, give me 5 minutes with a ruler/tape measure in the bathroom. Ahem.

*back soon*

[hibbs]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> hibbs Wrote:

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> > Oh come on peeps I really need to know the

> length

> > in centimetres please...

>

> Oh-kay hibbs, give me 5 minutes with a ruler/tape

Brilliant, thank you Katie numbers.

> measure in the bathroom. Ahem.

>

> *back soon*

[Michael Palaeologus]

I was at that same event. The tongue in question is indeed tiny but well formed and apparently works in all the ways required. Small and pink and a bit pointy.

I was told (by those that have expertise in these matters) that I have a big tongue, being both long and broad. If you want to know how long and broad it is, you will just have to come round and measure it Hibbs.

[hibbs]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> I was at that same event. The tongue in question

> is indeed tiny but well formed and apparently

> works in all the ways required. Small and pink and

> a bit pointy.

>

> I was told (by those that have expertise in these

> matters) that I have a big tongue, being both long

> and broad. If you want to know how long and broad

> it is, you will just have to come round and

> measure it Hibbs.

OMG are you flirting with me MP? ;-)

[Pearson]

The largest tongue i know of:

http://clarkbunch.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/gene_simmons.jpg

[Andystar]

I wish that I had seen this before because I've just spent the last hour or so detagging drunken photos of me sticking my long tongue out on facebook- & I can't be bothered searching my friends pics for one. What's the prize btw??

[Pearson]

Pearson Wrote:

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> The largest tongue i know of:

> http://clarkbunch.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/gene

> _simmons.jpg

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My own tongue is pretty similar btw.

Just saying like (if it's a competition)

[HAL9000]

These two former slaves of mine will take some beating :)

 

[jumpinjackflash]

great for cleaning your shoes....

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Pe-BgCgLDCE/SmtTlPNmzJI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/LkX3jP2VncM/dog%20with%20long%20tongue%20in%20icypeppersochilly.blogspot.com%5B5%5D.jpg

[Michael Palaeologus]

Hibbs wrote - OMG are you flirting with me MP? ;-)

Dont be ridiculous Hibbs. I was simply suggesting that I need more than two hands to get to grips with my enormous appendage. Ooh Matron.

[Strawbs]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG this thread has made my day!! *sends link to Nic*

[Jaws]

You git Hibbles!!!!!! hahahahaha though I am peeing myself laughing at my desk!!!!!! >:D<

Well...mine is - 3.5 INCHES - yes, thats right - INCHES! *coughcough* :))

[Ladygooner]

I can touch my nose with my tongue too - do I get a prize?!

[2degreesfrommadness]

Size is unimportant; surely its the speed it flickers and how long you can hold your breath?

[hibbs]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> These two former slaves of mine will take some

> beating :)

>

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>

>

Yep Slave '1' looks exactly like mine.

[hibbs]

Andystar Wrote:

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> I wish that I had seen this before because I've

> just spent the last hour or so detagging drunken

> photos of me sticking my long tongue out on

> facebook- & I can't be bothered searching my

> friends pics for one. What's the prize btw??

Arh go on...

[karter]

surely hibbs wins this tongues down.(tu)