Estate agent cars

[dulmum]

It would have been an amazing coincidence if it wasn't Foxton's given that he had called them half an hour before to complain and left his number for them to get back.

[mockney piers]

hmm lets see, a bunch of 20 something hoxton finned, fat tied estate agents, fuelled on free champagne and drunk on their own egos, receive 'snotty' call from neighbour asking them to move their 1100 irritating minis?

I can pretty much guarantee it was them, I'm sure they all guffawed like etonians after a game of cheesy biscuit afterwards.

[Jose]

i do like the idea of creating some anti-foxtons car stickers mocking their own designs. Apparently this year, the theme is jockey's jersey designs as part of their ''great property race''. Each car is named as if it were a race horse, although I'm sure forumites could come up with some names which reflect everyone's thoughts on Foxtons.

Try to read this part of their website without throwing up. Use of the term ''drivers home track'' and ''great for parking in tight spaces'' may prove a little close to the bone.

[Brendan]

Who actually falls for that crap?

[downsouth]

How about an "I Love New York" design?

[peckhamboy]

Each of the cars has a name based on one of their offices as well - Balham Boy for example. I haven't yet seen a Dulwich one (not East Dulwich, I note - presumably didn't sound upmarket enough to own up to on the website), maybe we could have a competition to name a Foxtons mini?

Dulwich D________

Any ideas? I've got one or two in mind...

[BarryRoad]

Jose, that blurb on their website about the minis makes me want to track down their head of brand, and do all sorts of horrible things. The worst part about reading it is that I get a mental picture of a complete tw*t. I'm actually getting a bit angry, but I suppose it is 7 and I'm still in the office.. for the 8th or 9th working day in a row!

[Brendan]

I think you will find that that is what Foxtons describe as "go getting" and "self motivation" Barry

There's a mini in it for you.

[SimonM]

>>Try to read this part of their website without throwing up<<

Oh my God an impossible task! How utterly vile....

[snorky]

I could never go into Bushells.

not ever.

Evetry time I see the place, think of that big mouthed wanker Gary Bushell.