London street gangs, innit

[Gimme]

HonaloochieB - it may have been limp but I'm still young enough not to think of a 1970s comedian as 'Yarwood'.

You are obviously in your 40s or 50s so how would a golden oldie like you know what whether street gang members can spell or not? How many gang members do you know?

[thebeard]

Our geniuses would never be able to work out such a simple play with language.

They?d struggle to remember it for starters.

As they struggle with simple words in the English language

Imagine

The English equivalent

?Revlang? ??

Bitch = Chbit

Gangster = Stergan

Gun = Nug

I is gonaa get mit nug from mi chibit co I is a well Stergan

LOL

[HonaloochieB]

Gimme Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB - it may have been limp but I'm still

> young enough not to think of a 1970s comedian as

> 'Yarwood'.

> You are obviously in your 40s or 50s so how would

> a golden oldie like you know what whether street

> gang members can spell or not? How many gang

> members do you know?

I am of course in my 40s or 50s.

I'm acquaited with one gang member. It's not my fault by the way, but it might be his.

I've seen his spelling, and it's no better or worse than my own. Which is to say pretty good.

Cheers.

[lenk]

Most ED gangs are involved with the lucrative Stinking Bishop smuggling racket.

Head down to Goose Green around 11 most nights and they're there, peddling their wares. One of them has a briefcase humidor and openly peddles Cohiba cigars in full view of children, were there any children around to view it. Disgusting.

[HonaloochieB]

thebeard Wrote:

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> Our geniuses would never be able to work out such

> a simple play with language.

>

> They?d struggle to remember it for starters.

> As they struggle with simple words in the English

> language

>

>

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> Imagine

> The English equivalent

>

>

>

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> ?Revlang? ??

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> Bitch = Chbit

>

> Gangster = Stergan

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> Gun = Nug

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> I is gonaa get mit nug from mi chibit co I is a

> well Stergan

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>

> LOL

Loud Out Laugh. Yes I got that. Amusing.

[innit!]

Contrary to rumour, Dulwich does have a gang, called Street Batty/the Unwanted Generation.Joining is simple and for keeps dem innit.Rules are simple there aint none bruv, get me.

1)The ability to speak nay shout at the top of your voice while actually saying very little.

2)limping everywhere, this is too keep de cork in de backside.

3)Wearing your kecks dem at half mast, we tell people its solidarity with our bruvvers on death row.But showing off your batty to nother man is like saying here I is cum get me ting innit.Hence the funny walk and the cork and hiding behind 2 sweat tops and a baseball cap.

to be continued.......

[charliecharlie]

and don't forget the infamous 'Buggy Ganstas' from the 'zone'

I hear from the street that they running a tight shop and are currently top bitches in the manor..

and we are not talking soft power here... they can blast their way through any trouble... nothing stops 'em

here they are prepin' for a drive by on the ED Deli

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/3stagesTriobike_468x461.jpg

I heard Arabella (top gangsta in the Buggy's) saying "yo Blood, let's go ckrip killing tonite"...

so watch your back 'cos she's one hard ass bitch who don't give a flip!!!!

Hortensia (7) and Tarquin (5), may look ol' school to you but they are hard-boiled ruffians, and are already highrolin' and managing the deals for her