I miss the NOTW, What will take its place?

[maxxi]

I am going to miss demolishing the old eggs and b whilst reading of vicars and strippers and naughty cricketers so am wondering what will fill the void.

So far suggestions have been obvious and related to the sister paper and the recent purchase of domain names so Sun on Sunday and Sunday Sun or just Sunday are out there as are Sunday World and Sunday News but there are defunct sunday names that could be resurrected like:

News on Sunday, Sunday Chronicle,?Sunday Correspondent, Sunday Dispatch, Sunday Graphic, Sunday Illustrated, Sunday Referee, Sunday Sportsman, Sunday Worker.

Any original suggestions? The Sunday Hacker? - too obvious... Sunday Snoop?... too Wodehouse...

Suggestions on a postcard please (or just left on your own voicemail) to Wapping by Sunday next.

[Frankito]

Bloody Sunday

*jobless*

[pablogrande]

f**kingmorononsunday.co.uk was registered two days ago

[womanofdulwich]

the sun on sunday will be coming pretty soon

[SimonM]

And in 6 months, or possibly 3, there will be a pious editorial in the Sunday Ordure to the effect that, as it was no fault of the Grand Old Dame of Bouverie Street that the name of the NOTW was dragged through the mud by a few rotten apples, the Sunday Shyte is proud to announce that, following overwhelming demand from advertising agencies and loyal readers alike, on the following Sunday the paper will be re-titled "News of The World"....

[Annette Curtain]

The Sunday Smegma

I'd buy it.

[????]

It's not just the paper there'll be job losses at all those Special Edition Battle of Britain Commerative Spitfire matlepiece ornament manufacturers too

[maxxi]

SimonM Wrote:

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> And in 6 months, or possibly 3, there will be a

> pious editorial in the Sunday Ordure to the effect

> that, as it was no fault of the Grand Old Dame of

> Bouverie Street that the name of the NOTW was

> dragged through the mud by a few rotten apples,

> the Sunday Shyte is proud to announce that,

> following overwhelming demand from advertising

> agencies and loyal readers alike, on the following

> Sunday the paper will be re-titled "News of The

> World"....

This, I think, is probably true. It may be preceded by a number of 'Special Editions' celebrating the NOTW's long history before a new investor, Murdert Rupoch or somebody, will 'give the paper back to the people'.

[Townleygreen]

Sunday Sh*t

[matthew123]

Most NOTW readers may find it too challenging to paint by numbers so I won't recommend that to take it's place

[Tarot]

The Mail on sunday

[HonaloochieB]

In Memoriam of the NOTW.

So farewell then The News Of The World,

The News Of The Screws,

That's what some people called you

That was because you took an interest in what famous people,

Got up to in the sack,

Talking about sack,

Wasn't Rebekah Brookes lucky not to get it,

One red-top had to die,

That another could survive,

Oh the poetic injustice of it all.

E.J Thribb is unwell.

[mockney piers]

very nice.

Mind you, shouldn't this line "Talking about sack," also be 'the sack'.

I thought there was a terribly sophisticated pun about medieval sherry going on that was somehow going over my head.

[HonaloochieB]

Medieval sherry, that was it, the first person to come up with exactly the right interpretation of what I meant by it, gets a half sovereign voucher for Oddsbodbins.

[mockney piers]

I suppose a medieval Cheri would have been lucrezia borgia and ms brooks is another 21st century incarnation with her lasciviousness and tendency to bump off her exes (or just bumping them in this case); is this also something about poisoning the political fabric or something?