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Let's let the Bard of Salford have the last word.


Like a Night Club in the morning, you?re the bitter end.

Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you?re clean round the bend.

You give me the horrors

too bad to be true

All of my tomorrow?s

are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter

Put the Pain in Spain

Your germs are splattered about

Your face is just a stain


You?re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.

Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.


You?re like a dose of scabies,

I?ve got you under my skin.

You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!


People mention murder, the moment you arrive.

I?d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.

You?ve got this slippery quality,

it makes me think of phlegm,

and a dual personality

I hate both of them.


Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.

Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.

Like a death a birthday party,

you ruin all the fun.

Like a sucked and spat our smartie,

you?re no use to anyone.

Like the shadow of the guillotine

on a dead consumptive?s face.

Speaking as an outsider,

what do you think of the human race


You went to a progressive psychiatrist.

He recommended suicide...

before scratching your bad name off his list,

and pointing the way outside.


You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.

You?re heading for a breakdown,

better pull yourself apart.


Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.

Your attitudes are platitudes,

just make me wanna piss.


What kind of creature bore you

Was is some kind of bat

They can?t find a good word for you,

but I can...

T WAT.

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Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Morgan's mother is a distant relative of Manfred

> von Richthofen

>

> ( not a lot of people know that )


Tangent: Ben Goldacre's mum (he of the Guardian's Bad Science) was the lead singer of Fox (remember Ssssssingle Bed?).

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Piers Moron will get his. That smarmy, slimy little creep turned the Daily Mirror from a left of centre crusading newspaper into The Sun-light PR driven celebrity ridden toilet paper it is today. If the Screws and The Sun were at it you can bet your bottom dollar that Morons led Mirror were at it too. It went downhill from the moment he became editor and its loss of sales and current state I put firmly at his door. His sacking for printing fake photographs of British soldiers "torturing" Iraqi soldiers was an absolute disgrace.

What is worse is that the little shit has managed to go on to even bigger fame and fortune for his vile and shitty TV work. He is a cock of the highest order.

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Loz Wrote:

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> Annette Curtain Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Morgan's mother is a distant relative of

> Manfred

> > von Richthofen

> >

> > ( not a lot of people know that )

>

> Tangent: Ben Goldacre's mum (he of the Guardian's

> Bad Science) was the lead singer of Fox (remember

> Ssssssingle Bed?).


Now that's something worth knowing, thanks Loz.

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