Hugo wants his gold back!

[Otta]

I just admit LadyD sometimes you do sound like you want to see us all in ruins, just so you can say "Ha, good you so".

I get that, but what then?

[richardbach]

jermy i hayte to see myhts bening chrned uot over an ovr again wehn no fought is givan to teh biggr pichure an undestading of drivrs behinde eventes i also hered that them bildenbergerss and the intrnatnal jewsh conspracy an teh protcols ov eldrs ov zion aree behind tihs curent malaise

[Otta]

Richard, I like what you say in your posts, but have to join the brigade of people asking you to please make them make a bit more sense.

I feel like my brain is melting after decoding them!

[Brendan]

Otta Wrote:

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> I get that, but what then?

We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more?

[MissNoodlesHats]

I have looked at the website 'liberal conspiracy' it does seem a bit far fetched to me. However I don't think there is any conspiracy to jumping into bed with the conservatives and splitting your own party in two for a seat at the table, that's pretty transparent.

No one had any idea that Gold prices were headed where they are now, its such a silly comment , well worn and pointless.

[LadyDeliah]

I get to be president! lol

[Brendan]

Well I didn?t vote for you.

[mockney piers]

torehy saetts taht you can cgnahe the oerdr of lrttees whiitn a wrod and it soulhd slitl be lbgeie.

Mind you the example given on the story that did the rounds was a lot more legible than the above.

Richard, it must take quite a bit of effort to do what you're doing. Do you have a clever plugin to notepad you wrote yourself that obfuscates what you write as you type it?

[red devil]

*Adds obfuscates to the Mocktionary...*

[Jeremy]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> Do you have a clever plugin to

> notepad you wrote yourself that obfuscates what

> you write as you type it?

There's a website which mangles your spelling, someone posted it the other day.

[Brendan]

red devil Wrote:

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> *Adds obfuscates to the Mocktionary...*

Right next to sesquipedalian.

[mockney piers]

cheeky :-P

[Ted Max]

There's a website which mangles your spelling, someone posted it the other day.

Yeah, some loser or other. I forget who.

http://www.online-utility.org/text/misspellizer.jsp

[maxxi]

Okya but tshi is supposed to be the unreadable verison and I dno't think it screws it up as muhc as Ricky.

*reminds RD - defenestratively*

[david_carnell]

Yeah, waht an utter arse tath perosn is.

[StraferJack]

maxxi - have you run it through just the once? amateur...

[mockney piers]

My favoured method is to run something through and back in an obscure language on babelfish.

becomes ->

The method which is visible my favor in babelfish from dark language silence from the first when will split until end and running is for after. [Korean]

[maxxi]

StraferJack Wrote:

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> maxxi - have you run it through just the once?

> amateur...

If it claims to be 'unreadable' dammit then unreadable it sh+#?< ??!

[StraferJack]

excellent!

[mockney piers]

I tell can be that it uses east method for all posts during some time. I' beginning of ll with Spanish by legibility.

[Jeremy]

You would have even if Babelfish would have been improved at the duration of years.

[LadyDeliah]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Well I didn?t vote for you.

I'm the vanguard, what you on about! I don't need to be voted for B)

[Ted Max]

Like this

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Nor I.

[Brendan]

How did you become vanguard then?