EDF: Guide to usage

[Huguenot]

27. There's a thin line between feeding the troll and teasing the troll.

[david_carnell]

28. Moos likes this joke < I like this joke

[maxxi]

35 a. Returning to posts to alter thenm completely is distracting and confusing but will only (really) annoy one person.

[mockney piers]

73. Silence should not be taken to be tacit enjoyment.

74. Talking of which, putting words in others' mouths in the quiet room is really bad form! *harumphs*

[RosieH]

29) Flouncing should be done full force, with vim and vigour, leaving a you-shaped hole in the wall. If you haven't told someone to fuck off, it doesn't count as a flounce.

29.1) Return from flounce is an altogether more subtle affair, involving Word Games and Drawing Room threads

[Moos]

56) Forumites cannot count

55) Carnelli eats ready meals with plonk

[maxxi]

42. Mixing threads in a single post is a sure sign of advanced forumitis unless used as specified in rule 7 (the Loz amendments).

19. Pointing out that Carnelli sounds like a ready meal is unfair and personal... and great with sugo d'Amatriciana.

[Alan Medic]

66. If you've lost a cat please please put your post in the Lost & Found section.

[mockney piers]

20. Once you pop you can't stop, no matter if you say you'll no longer post, flounce out or even kill off your avatar.

[katie1997]

81) Wonders if its only me who thinks of risotto when people say 'Carnelli'.

95) Editing your post to a . will guarantee to raise a few eyebrows. Especially if its done sooner rather than later. And no, I'm not going to do it.

[Loz]

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[mockney piers]

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[red devil]

31. Confuse forumites by calling them a fucking cunt avec smiley icon...they will think it's some form post-modern ironic joke...if only they knew ;-)

[Alan Medic]

I feel I should refer to no. 20 at this point.

[edhistory]

1832) Do not let historical facts get in the way of telling a fairy story.

[Otta]

10,000. Once ten thousand posts have been reached, a user should consider disappearing.

10,000.1. Once disappeared, a user should wait a little while before returning in a poor disguise.

[Annette Curtain]

1066 Battle of Hastings

( expect random posts )

[DJKillaQueen]

8.2) An appreciation of football is not compulsary.

69) The ladies footy group is not an initiation ritual.

[Laddy Muck]

100,000

[Laddy Muck]

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[katie1997]

57) That only Moos and those replying in connection to aforementioned cookery conundrum* should be allowed to utter the dreaded 'Christmas' word before December.**

*see 'How to chop an onion' (copyright Moos).

** 2011

[RosieH]

What are you talking about katienumbers?

[2degreesfrommadness]

101:

Beware the spelling and grammar police! Mistakes will be commented upon!

[katie1997]

Heehee Rosie - I love Christmas and all that it entails.

Just feel slightly panicky when I start to see the online equivalent of 'festive' turkey and cranberry sandwiches on sale in September ... I mean, I haven't yet thought of what gifts to buy. Eeks. And last year, you really could buy those sandwiches that early.

2degressfrommadness - are you quite sure you needed those exclamation marks on your post? (joking...)

[RosieH]

Arf - today we are as one katie - my thoughts on the exclamation marks too.