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  • 3 weeks later...

Ted Max spots a niche in the market...''Roll up, roll up, get your Tuscany Tutti Frutti eco ice creams here...free literary put down with every scoop!''

http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cg102.jpg


''This'll teach those Grove Vale arrivistes'' thinks Ted.

After another Sue/DJKQ thread lock-down the forumites gather around the CGF water cooler, looking a little lost for things to do...


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''It says here a man has been arrested for trying to sell cheese on a bus''

''Really, how interesting...''

  • 2 months later...

In a last ditch effort to save the CPT from becoming a theme pub, Otta and Jah resort to guerilla tactics, break-in, and set up their own micro-brewery...


http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cgs08.jpg


''Looks like piss'' said an unimpressed Brum.


Off-shot, Red Devil in his replica shirt, sits down on a comfy sofa and awaits the lock-in...hic!

Worried about getting busted by the rozzers for setting up an illegal micro-brewery, Jah hits on a novel idea to dispose of the evidence...

http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cgyp06.jpg

''I know, we'll get some old water bottles, fill 'em up and then dump 'em down Worlingham Road, no one will notice''

Forward to the future...


It's opening night at the rebranded CPT...now called FAG (Fab & Groovy).

Instead of 4 old duffers and a whippet, the clientele now consists of 4 fashionistas and a Shitzhu...


http://www.delongwine.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/playmobilwinebar.jpg


''Keep smiling Tarquin, we may end up in SE22 magazine...''

Action-Pipsky2008 displays his latest weapons in the battle against Shoddy-Builder-Man?


"Only me"http://www.actionmanhq.co.uk/soldiers/combatengineer.jpghttp://www.tigerpens.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/green-pilot-g2.jpg " I don't think you want to be doing it like that"

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