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Haven't got involved in this thread as of yet.


A) it's a witch - trying out a recycled witch bottle B) someone is trying their new shewee, or C) someone feels mighty famous off the back of EDF thread of the year.


Quite frankly, I think someone is obviously finding this all very entertaining. Suprised no-one has seen the phantom bottle dropper yet though. It's been a regular occurrence over a long period of time now. The longer this thread goes on, no doubt the longer the bottles will appear all round Dulwich.


There are stories all over the internet of this happening, one very recently in Bury St Edmunds.


Can samples not be taken and tested for DNA or such? Supposing the person is on the DNA database that is? Or that it is intact urine? Also, is it a offence to dump urine in bottles in a street etc? Or is it just an issue of fly tipping/littering?

I'm not going to read the whole thread but I saw the bottles this morning for the first time. They look like plastic water bottles but I'd find it hard to believe anyone would be able to pee into them. Hands up males or females who could pee into a water bottle without making a mess and spilling most of your pee.

It's taxi drivers, no doubt..... me and my wife were in a yellow cab in NYC, and heard a zip, and the driver actually wee'd into a bottle at the traffic lights! It was the longest 20 seconds of my life.


I tried my best not to touch his hand when I paid him.

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> I'm not going to read the whole thread but I saw

> the bottles this morning for the first time. They

> look like plastic water bottles but I'd find it

> hard to believe anyone would be able to pee into

> them. Hands up males or females who could pee into a water bottle without making a mess and spilling most of your pee


Easy enough for most men surely? As long as you aim to please.

Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> Alan Medic Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I'm not going to read the whole thread but I

> saw

> > the bottles this morning for the first time.

> They

> > look like plastic water bottles but I'd find it

> > hard to believe anyone would be able to pee

> into

> > them. Hands up males or females who could pee

> into a water bottle without making a mess and

> spilling most of your pee

>

> Easy enough for most men surely? As long as you

> aim to please.


xxxxxxx


Most women would need a funnel :))

So 30 litres or so of urine appears all of a sudden, arranged neatly along the curb? Surely this blows the taxi driver theory out of the water.


I think it's just coloured water - someone is reading this forum, and is having a great time winding everyone up.

bluecanary Wrote:

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> And for those wanting to give it a go:

>

> http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle


xxxxxx


Blimey, don't encourage them, the whole of East Dulwich will be filled up soon with bottles of piss :))

Sue Wrote:

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> bluecanary Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > And for those wanting to give it a go:

> >

> > http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle

>

> xxxxxx

>

> Blimey, don't encourage them, the whole of East

> Dulwich will be filled up soon with bottles of

> piss :))


Looks like they already are...


After a quiet period, a bit of publicity and it has started all over again...


Fox.

Jeremy Wrote:

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> So 30 litres or so of urine appears all of a

> sudden, arranged neatly along the curb? Surely

> this blows the taxi driver theory out of the

> water.


There was a long gap since the last deposit - maybe he was keeping the bottles in the boot of his minicab.


I'm pretty sure someone from the forum rearranged them though.

  • 1 month later...

& again yesterday.

Crawthew Grove/Lacon Road junction. So only a few yards from previous site.

Many many bottles. 12+ originally all neatly lined up on the pavement edge.

Now all just laying in the kerb leaking.


Sick saddo is back in his/her cab i guess!

Disgusting.

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