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[Annasfield]

If this ain't (and as my colleague has just said) why doesn't posh smile a bit more? ;-)

Personally, I think that Mr Beckham is a bit of a prawn. Tasty body discard the head....

[Brendan]

I believe that is a Codpiece 500 TM - Crotch enhancement for the modern man. It is the must have stocking filler this Christmas.

[James]

Agree totally about him being a prawn. What a body, look at those thighs! But I'm sure there has been some kind of enhancement, digital or otherwise, around the lunchbox region.

And why is he so grumpy? Lost Rebecca Loos' phone number?

[jumpinjackflash]

No he looks fine until he opens his gob.

[Brendan]

He?s grumpy coz out of all the sexy Spice Girls he chose the minger.

[EDOldie]

Oh god, puts you off your Cod peas and chips.

[LizzygotDizzy]

jumpinjackflash Wrote:

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> No he looks fine until he opens his gob.

Definitely have to agree with you, it just kills the whole "He Man" thing to hear his helium(istic) squeaky voice.

[SeanMacGabhann]

And all those years I was told that men were more shallow than women... I knew that was a lie of course

If I have to have multi-millionaire-but-still-endorse-any-old-shite brands as footballers, then Becks actually comes across as one of the better ones. He is old-fashionedly sweet enough to think love would conquer all with Victoria but his face (and actions) suggest he knows he made the wrong decision. But such is ther co-dependant relationship with each other and the tabloids they are stuck with it

And yes the voice does him no favours but through the bland-isms you do get the ocassional nuggest of sense

[Keef]

I've always thought Beckham was a good bloke, and at least, despite all the money and fame, he still looks like he actually cares when he pulls on an England shirt... More than can be said for a lou of them, including the captain! I don't even think she's all that bad deep down... Was always more of a ginger or baby fan though ;-)

[dulwichmum]

I am sorry, David Beckham is simply not very manly.

This is a real man... don't you just love Ray Winstone?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1105000/images/_1107678_beast_300.jpg

[Annasfield]

Great film....>:D<

Beckham in general is no where near "blokey" enough for my liking. However, that six pack is not three bad.

[Keef]

You hussies!

Ben Kingsley was scary in that film!

[Annasfield]

I prefer the term floozie myself....

[Keef]

Whatever floats your boat luv ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Perfect friend Annasfield,

I am so glad you "get" the whole blokey thing. David Beckham is just too sterile and girley. I like my men to drag their knuckles on the ground when they walk... Lovely Mr Keef, I am sure you understand?

[Keef]

Yes, I am an ape.

[Annasfield]

Agreed again DM - I particularly like that Dean Lennox Kelly chap from shameless.

[Annasfield]

Or...........

If I married this man - I'd be Anna Bana (Brilliant!)

[dulwichmum]

Exactly my point.

I don't want a man who loves the mirror more than me!

[SimonM]

loves the mirror more than you love it? B)

[dulwichmum]

Exactly!