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christian952

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watch the skies!! i live in sydenham and work on the borders of forest hill/sydenham / dulwich


on saturday 15th december, my work colleague and i witnessed a ufo sighting and caught it on my mobile phone. this happened at 7.10pm on 15th december.


has anyone else in the area seen strange things in the skies recently in this area? i am intrigued.


statement of events..."we were at work. this happened on saturday 15th december, 2007 at 7.10pm. the sky was clear. my colleague alerted me to a military helicopter outside. it appeared to be chasing several ufo's. the helicopter was a black military helicopter. we watched for 5-10 minutes as the helicopter investigated. there was a "static" ufo that was there for about 5 minutes (this later just vanished. there were also several other smaller lights darting around it. one was flashing at orange and bright blue colour in 3 second intervals. this video was taken using a samsung mobile phone- this video does not do justice to what we saw. the bright light in the middle is obviously a street light. you can't see the helicopter on here because it had no lights on at all! but you can clearly hear it. the one to the right is the stationary white orb.

the light in the middle is clearly a street light. the light to the right of it is the stationary white orb....note the other strange objects darting around it.


after about 10 minutes, the helicopter and the strange lights just disappeared in a flash and all the commotion was over! weird.


please note, this video contains swearing..


http://youtube.com/watch?v=fi6zqcisam0


i want to hear from anyone else who has seen strange things in the sky in this area.

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Brendan

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It is the Foxton?s mother ship.


They are actually an alien race slowly taking over Britain one high street at a time.


Why do you think the spiky-haired fucksticks all look so similar? They have a machine that churns out human looking earth exploration ships for the aliens who are actually small worm like creatures. The aliens control these ?agents? (as they call them) from a control centre situated in the bottom. This is why when speaking to one you get the distinct impression that they are talking out of their arse.


There are a few other clues. Notice how they are the only ones who can sit comfortably on the chairs in their office. They have strangely articulated backs you see.


They will also only take off their jackets within the confines of their earth-base (office) or in their transport pods (mini coopers). Their jackets are a type of life jacket that helps them survive. If you run up to one when it is making its shifty-eyed way from the office to the car and rip its jacket off the following happens. The estate agent will turn red in the face, start hurling obscenities and foaming at the mouth and then stiffen, soil itself and keel over stone dead. Having been ejected out of the bottom the alien worm will then be teleported to the mother ship and sent back to Alpha Centauri without any commission.


You should try it. It?s terrific fun.


Some call me crazy but I am just telling it like it is folks.

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