The Daily Mail

[woodrot]

Space terrorists

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2104482/Terror-bomb-detonated-space-cripple-UK.html#ixzz1n7AxBmcV

I am shitting myself right now. This will really affect the Lordship lane traders.

What can we do to stop the Taliban getting hold of interplantary bomb technology ?

[El Pibe]

I thought we agreed the Mash was pass?, but that's silly even by their standards!!!!

Oooohhhhhh. Tha Mail huh? Go figure!

[Bluerevolution]

Daily Fail

[Chippy Minton]

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[maxxi]

This is one for Captain Scarlet surely...

[Annette Curtain]

maxxi Wrote:

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> This is one for Captain Scarlet surely...

Don't you mean that other masterfully crafted character out of his/her stable.

You know the one (sounds like marrow)

:-S

[El Pibe]

genuinely a letter in said paper.

He speaks for the entire readership, don't you just hate self self self moan moan moan.

[*Bob*]

Melvyn Bragg - top of the list ?!

[bon3yard]

Makes sense, apparently Bragg established a British Red Brigade back in the 60s and has a gay friend who works for the Racial Equality Commission.

[El Pibe]

It's the British Food one that really confuses me.

Is he bemoaning it in general or is he harking back to a golden age of prawn cocktails, blackened roast beef, fondue, angel delight and spag bol, before this modern foreign obsession with fresh ingredients and cooking techniques?

[steveo]

I think we should all take Harry out for a pint... or maybe just take him out

[maxxi]

A little rough on Joan I feel... maybe a lover spurned... Harry and Joan debating Unity Mitford by the light of a ten bob note... it was all so simpson simple then...

[Annette Curtain]

I'm with him there on Vince cable, Anglican Bishop & having no money.

:-S

[ibilly99]

Bring back the ED gentleman who would post up his typewritten missives all over the ED massive - sadly he may have passed on as I haven't seen any for a while. I used to write some of the answers to VC's letters as my job - rule one if you're writing to HMG and you are just a lone voice then don't bother or if you must do it through your MP as you will get a minsterial reply rather than a treat official. The record was a 32 pager of rambling non sequiters and random capitalisation ending with Get a grip Mr Cameron and where my sanity was sadly lost...