The Forum and the Fair - your ideas and help wanted

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mikewbate,

We don't sell our au pairs when we are finished with them! When they leave us they go on to full-time employement in Cafe Rouge. Really, young man, what must you think of us from SE21?

[mightyroar]

a treasure hunt, or a quiz on local info is a great idea.

you could set up a poll on important local issues too, to gauge the opinion of the locals on questions like:

is ED better now or 12 years ago?

Are chain stores good?

Will William Rose ever take credit cards?

Are free chocolate brownies nice?

The we will know the answers once and for all

[Michael Palaeologus]

What about the "Robin of the Green Wood" idea D-M? :)

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mikewbate,

You are outragous!

[Michael Palaeologus]

I am big on outrage, but small on delivery you will be glad to hear.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mikewbate,

You are not the only one. Did you think I was seriously going to dress up in a rubber cat suit?

[OldTimer]

yes(!)

[Michael Palaeologus]

Oh dear, now you have placed that image in my mind.

On a Sunday as well. I will have to go and mortify my sinning flesh immediatly.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mikewbate,

I would hate to offend the moderator in any way, and am in fear of going off topic even further, but could I watch?

MY WORD, WHAT HAS COME OVER ME?

[Michael Palaeologus]

D-M!! I am now in even more of a state. I am trying to do my ironing and am in danger of burning myself with the pointy end.

To bring it back to topic and so to avoid the wrath of the Administrator,

I will mority my sinning flesh - at the fair - as a side show - 50p a peek

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Moderator,

I should like a fivers worth of observing Mr Mikewbates self flagilation (is that a word?) at the Fair.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Its a word - but "mority" isnt

We could have a spelling bee at the Fair - to stay on topic