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I just re-read this thread and nearly fell off my chair laughing. We still didn't get the single night sorted out in the Hamlets. Can the person who knows the Hamlet guy pick a day and we can all turn up - although I'm not strictly single anymore seeing as how I got fed up with DIY and enlisted my helpful ex.

Thanks for re-igniting (yes, I think that's the right word) this post, Chavista, what a hoot!


Happy to act as wingman for you single leddies out there, but personally am more in need of sleeeeeeeeeeeep than, er, the other thing.


P.S. And how dare anyone be mean to Dulwichmum!?!?!?! Not on.

Moos wrote: Happy to act as wingman for you single leddies


What do wingmen do for single leddies(?)

I may make a life changing decision and retrain to be a wingman for single 'leddies'.


I probably wouldn't get past the medical with my eyesight, hearing, etc.


Oh well, one can still dream;-)

As in 'it's Leddies Nite and the Feelin's Right...'


Oh, all right, LADEEZ, geez, girl's gotta spell proper round here now? Sheesh.


Steve, sorry to say it but it's probable you wouldn't be able to be a wingman (by which I really meant a wingwoman) for single LADIES or indeed women - the job involves fending off the advances of the ugly, sweaty best pal of the sexy bloke your mate is hitting on without offending him, and thus allowing your friend to get on with the biz. Hunting in packs is for some reason just that much easier. But hey - if you think you could do it, who am I to say no? As a wise man said, Judgey Wudgey was a bear.

I sooo hope that you all find yourselves long term, supportive, satisfying relationships soon dear hearts. I can't begin to imagine how I would ever survive without James and all of his lovely money...


I must dash, Sloane square on a Saturday morning is my favourite place in the world (sigh). Moos darling friend, why don't you join me at Patiserie Valerie for elevenses?

Darling Michael,


I shall instruct a servant to toss a vat of boiling water out the upstairs window tonight while you are trying to sing to me. Your jealousy is there for all to see.


I am a married lady dear heart, calm down tiger. My heart belongs to James (and his cash belongs to me!!!).

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