Single and up for it!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I just re-read this thread and nearly fell off my chair laughing. We still didn't get the single night sorted out in the Hamlets. Can the person who knows the Hamlet guy pick a day and we can all turn up - although I'm not strictly single anymore seeing as how I got fed up with DIY and enlisted my helpful ex.

[SteveT]

Does this mean you have sold your soul for a bucket of 'compo' and a man with a big trowell, Chav;-)

Well you might as well take the handy one, a useless one's no good is it?

[KalamityKel]

The Hamlet guy? :-| I don't like cigars...

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

He of large and powerful trowel is indeed my handyman of late.

[Moos]

Thanks for re-igniting (yes, I think that's the right word) this post, Chavista, what a hoot!

Happy to act as wingman for you single leddies out there, but personally am more in need of sleeeeeeeeeeeep than, er, the other thing.

P.S. And how dare anyone be mean to Dulwichmum!?!?!?! Not on.

[SteveT]

Moos wrote: Happy to act as wingman for you single leddies

What do wingmen do for single leddies(?)

I may make a life changing decision and retrain to be a wingman for single 'leddies'.

I probably wouldn't get past the medical with my eyesight, hearing, etc.

Oh well, one can still dream;-)

[KalamityKel]

I'm more concerned with wot a "leddie" is :-S ???????

[Moos]

As in 'it's Leddies Nite and the Feelin's Right...'

Oh, all right, LADEEZ, geez, girl's gotta spell proper round here now? Sheesh.

Steve, sorry to say it but it's probable you wouldn't be able to be a wingman (by which I really meant a wingwoman) for single LADIES or indeed women - the job involves fending off the advances of the ugly, sweaty best pal of the sexy bloke your mate is hitting on without offending him, and thus allowing your friend to get on with the biz. Hunting in packs is for some reason just that much easier. But hey - if you think you could do it, who am I to say no? As a wise man said, Judgey Wudgey was a bear.

[SteveT]

I have learned something today Moos, err... I would be crap as a wingee.

[dulwichmum]

I sooo hope that you all find yourselves long term, supportive, satisfying relationships soon dear hearts. I can't begin to imagine how I would ever survive without James and all of his lovely money...

I must dash, Sloane square on a Saturday morning is my favourite place in the world (sigh). Moos darling friend, why don't you join me at Patiserie Valerie for elevenses?

[KalamityKel]

Rub it in y don't ya eh :p

[Michael Palaeologus]

DM can be spotted at the Patisserie - wearing a hair-net and a nylon tabard slicing the Tarte au Pomme.

[dulwichmum]

Darling Michael,

I shall instruct a servant to toss a vat of boiling water out the upstairs window tonight while you are trying to sing to me. Your jealousy is there for all to see.

I am a married lady dear heart, calm down tiger. My heart belongs to James (and his cash belongs to me!!!).

[Michael Palaeologus]

Good God Woman I have no wish to marry you - why would I ake on that burden.

Simple mindless physical exertion is what I had in mind.

[PSG1]

Do any of you guys know eachother in person? (i'm new to this site, just registered), i don't know why, but i'd guess that you're all older than me, unlucky ladies lol

[SeanMacGabhann]

Don't knock the older gentleman PSG1!

I know quite a few twenty-somethings personally who post on here - not single ones tho'

[PSG1]

hmm, yeah, it was just a guess, to be honest i think ED lacks female activity lol

[lordship_bod]

what kind of activity were you thinking about PSG1?? i'm sure the lovely single ladies of ED outnumber the guys at least 2 to 1 (and are out in full force on the lane on a typical sat night)......

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