To the woman who didn't pick up her dog's mess on Ondine rd this morning

[LadyDeliah]

Kind of blatantly obvious really that dogwoman is winding up the stiffs lebara.

[nashoi]

Could be the big new cop show. RosieH Forensic Grammarian.

[RosieH]

I'd pay to watch that!

[bon3yard]

Whilst walking along a coastal path in Cornwall last weekend I noticed that the good berghers of that wondrous county had taken to placing their canine turdage in plastic bags before hoying them into nearby trees. I couldnt quite grasp the peculiar mentality that would have you pick up your dogs crap, place it in a carrier bag and then chuck it in a bush. Me and the missus had fun spotting the blighters in amongst gorse and dangling from branches though. Odd people....the Cornish, not us. :))

[Huggers]

maybe it was for collection on the walk back!

[JohnL]

Used to happen in Wales to. Never really knew why.

bon3yard Wrote:

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> Whilst walking along a coastal path in Cornwall

> last weekend I noticed that the good berghers of

> that wondrous county had taken to placing their

> canine turdage in plastic bags before hoying them

> into nearby trees. I couldnt quite grasp the

> peculiar mentality that would have you pick up

> your dogs crap, place it in a carrier bag and then

> chuck it in a bush. Me and the missus had fun

> spotting the blighters in amongst gorse and

> dangling from branches though. Odd people....the

> Cornish, not us. :))

[george74]

Dogwoman,

Would you have felt the same way had your dog fouled twice on your doorstep? I think not.

No excuse I'm afraid.

[Otta]

DOGWOMAN IS NOT THE PERSON WHO LEFT THE SHIT, S/HE IS HAVING A LAUGH!

[jelly]

@Saffron

Your suggesting reuniting the dog's dropping with its owners via their letterbox reminds me of what one of my exes did to a local Pizza Hut near our uni. Him and his mates got tired of getting olives they didn't order. They took an envelope full of the olives they'd picked off their pizzas and returned them to the shop to see how the owner liked taking delivery of olives he didn't want. Still makes me laugh now.

And am I alone in revulsing at soft brown shit on the pavement, but having to turn my back on people who are picking up after their dog's mess with one of those little plastic bags? Think how warm it still is:(

[TillieTrotter]

hahahahahahaha. Really gotta love some people for their naivety.

[uncleglen]

Follow them home with the contents of your babies nappies/ potties and drop it on their doorstep. This was my fantasy when cleaning the crap off the pushchair wheels for the umpteenth time!

[woodrot]

dogwoman is BBW.