OFFS My neighbours want to have a Jubilee Street Party.

[the-e-dealer]

I don't mind partys I don't mind fun but I don't want to celebrate the Royals since I am a republican. What's the best way to deal with this? (Take a holiday?)

[Otta]

You could let them get on with it. Have a beer, and stop worrying about things that are not worth worrying about.

Or just be somewhere else that day.

[steveo]

Have a republican party

[Marmora Man]

Erect a guillotine at the end of the street, wear a red cap and sit knitting beside a larger wicker basket full of heads - see if anyone comments or joins you.

[the-e-dealer]

Lots of Good Ideas MM and Steveo!

[*Bob*]

You could mope about at sullenly at home whilst your neighbours laugh and drink in the sunshine..?

[Salsaboy]

Leave the country? I am.

[Loz]

Do you celebrate Christmas? Are you a Christian?

Personally, any excuse for a few bevvies as far as I'm concerned.

[Mrs Y]

Any excuse for a party.

[KidKruger]

most people who're holding street parties are not thinking about their loyalty to the Queen et al.

It's not often you can collectively close your street down and party.

I'm considering it myself and am indifferent to those over-privileged bastards.

[Sue]

KidKruger Wrote:

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> It's not often you can collectively close your

> street down and party.

Actually, KK, your street has been collectively closed down for the last two years for a street party on the occasion of the Big Lunch.

You would have got two separate flyers telling you about it last year, possibly even delivered by me :))

The only reason it isn't (unless you do it!) being closed down this year at that time is because of the reasons CivilServant gave above :)

Personally, I'm going into hiding on Jubilee Day, unless I can find an anti-Jubilee party somewhere (or even hold one myself :)) )

[KidKruger]

Yeah I know about that CP Road ones, what I mean is if there was a time when your application for closing down the street would be most favourably considered, it's for a Jubilee.

Let me know the date for the CP street party when you get it..

[the-e-dealer]

Apparently it can only be for the residents of the street and should not be publicised more widely! (Weird I know) Especially as it might just be possible to spot the road being closed

[sfmrs]

Street parties are fun!

[woodrot]

I may open up the woodrot acres garden for the populace of ED to enjoy the celebrations of the figureheed of Perfidious Albion. God bless her.

[Barred]

Go and Play chicken on the M1

[woodrot]

Barred Wrote:

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> Go and Play chicken on the M1

Probabaly a bit too far to go for most ED residents, and maybe a bit dangerous as well.

[Barred]

Ok M20

[Razors]

Air rifle, telescopic sight, slightly open window . . . .

[Barred]

I suppose a few republicans will damage a few cars but well they can be repaired

[woodrot]

removed to avoid upsetting everyone in ED.

[Barred]

Not everyone

[the-e-dealer]

NO hang on I don't believe in Killing the Royals Unlike Barred

[woodrot]

"hang" hahaha

[katie1997]

woodrot Wrote:

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> removed to avoid upsetting everyone in ED.

Did you break the news to them?

*whispers*

(about Waitrose/M&S etc)