New Year's Resolutions?

[Nero]

Mine are to eat much less non-free range/organic meat, especially chicken chicken; join the gym in LL; learn to swim much better than I do now; read more books; read no tat, eg. Mirror, Sun, Mail, glossy mags; show my love for people more; get a pushbike. Quite a few, and some are easier than others. Your turn, now. Nero

[Bellenden Belle]

My new year's resolution is to listen to a new artist each month... suggestions welcome (can we set up a Record Doctor as in Observer music monthly thread?); to be more tidy and organised; to relax more and to actually use my gym membership.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Buy a farm

[EDOldie]

Why not an estate? You're not chicken are you?

[Keef]

Try and get a place. Try and have little Keefs.

Drink less on week nights, and just try to be a bit healthier in general, as I've suddenly started feeling like I'm not immortal, and I don't like it :(

Oh, and one I can definitely keep, this year I promise to turn 30.

[Jah Lush]

Yer fecking bunch of pussies. Eat more, drink more, take more drugs and feck more gurls....yer fecking eejits.

Ummmm....sorry, definitely lost the plot earlier. Good luck in whatever resolutions you decide to take on.

[Azul]

I would like to start smoking again.

[spadetownboy]

i vow to continue smoking, use plastic bags, get as many cheap ryanair flights as i can get my mitts on,esp as they now fly to belfast. do all my shopping in sainsburys, drink in the vale......

[Ladygooner]

Watch more football:)

[fish]

My New Year's resolution is to undertake therapy for my addiction, to this Forum.

[Annasfield]

Jah Lush - you are the best. You always make me smile. :))

[Ant]

I think I would like to focus on being more mellow, but I won't make into a big resolution or anything - that'd just put too much pressure on.

[wee quinnie]

Instead of telling people to "shut the f..up" I shall instead be shouting

"Can it, you nit!" - a la Violet Beauregard in the original (and far superior) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory film.

[Asset]

It's on right now