Start an ED rumor. It may come True.

[DulwichFox]

ED. Rumor

Southwark Council are drawing up Plans to build a Multi-Story Car Park on the the site of Goose Green

The Car Park will provide Parking For up to 300 cars..

And will meet demand for parking in the area for North Cross Road Market and the proposed new M&S.

Foxy ;-)

[Renata Hamvas]

LOL:))

Renata

whoops sorry not my ward so I can't respond.

[Gidget]

Waitrose and a car park on Goose Green. Perfect.

[Salsaboy]

Woodrot talks sense.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Hate to dash your dreams, but you can't build on a plague pit, and as Goose Green was formerly part of Peckham Rye, you can't build on common land.

[DulwichFox]

This is meant as a light hearted thread for people to post a rumor..

Not meant for serious discussion...

Foxy :)

[computedshorty]

There is talk of a Clock being suspended above Goose Green Roundabout.

If correct that will show if you are late for your appointment, and what speed you will have to attain to get there in time.

It will show how long you still have on your Parking Meter, and where the Trafic Warden is hiding.

Where the Parking spaces are available, at Sainsbury's, and near stations, and where the road is temporarily blocked by the Bin Collectors.

These will only be available via a Sat Nav.

[Hollius]

I hear a new pub is opening on Lordship lane just for cats. Mainly lost cats, but non lost cats can nip in for a quick pint.

[Loz]

Huguenot is moving back to ED. He's bought the house next door to New Nexus.

[Penguin68]

I believe the former police fire-arms unit house is to be converted for use by clowns on release back into the community.

[maxxi]

The EDF is to become a Facebook/Google franchise - all your past posts will be declared the property of the new EDFB. They will be examined and used for commercial activity wherever appropriate - the rest will be source material for a Waitrose direct marketing campaign.

ETA: Gang Activity, Clown Activity, Lost Cat, Quiet Room and HonaloochieB are now all registered trademarks... as is ETA:

[ianr]

The ED Hospital site has been acquired by a local consortium. It's going to be the home of the largest cup cake manufactory in Europe.

[steveo]

Someone should start a rumour that these posts are funny

[Otta]

El Pine is the owner of the concrete house. He's looking to sell the land to developers in order to fund his overseas property portfolio.

[computedshorty]

Sunday will be a day for relaxation.

The off shore Wind farms have been harnessing the smell of the sea, it had been compressed into bottles that will be released in Lordship Lane and propelled along by a Wind Vane where the locals can smell the Sea Side as they bask in the sun outside their chosen place.

At the end of the day the plastic bottles can be taken and added to those on display already dotted around the streets.

A warning to the filler of these empty plastic bottles, whilst refilling it must be remembered that these were pressurised so you could get your own back.

[Annette Curtain]

⚠Forum may go down tonight at 21:00 for essential work -

PLEASE READ THIS new

FACT:

Forum space has been sold to make way for new virtual Waitrose

[Gidget]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> ⚠Forum may go down tonight at 21:00 for

> essential work -

>

> PLEASE READ THIS new

>

>

> FACT:

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> Forum space has been sold to make way for new

> virtual Waitrose

May or may not......would have thought it was guaranteed to go down.....

[Alan Medic]

The 'Curry Club' is a cover for ex Stazi agents in hiding in ED. If you follow the thread carefully you will sometimes detect a little slip here or there. The rest is just in code.

[Frankito]

Did someone mention Waitrose....???>:D

[woodrot]

The Met. have set up a new division , based in the old cop house opposite the Actress - 40 strong & seconded from Operation Trident, they will spend their entire time knocking on doors & patrolling the streets looking for lost cats.They are supplied with special Cressidia Dick authority to breach any shed that could possibly harbour a missing cat , without a warrant.

[Guest]

Apparently Iceland's going to be replaced by a drive-through McDonalds.

[woodrot]

Johnny Boden is setting up a church in ED.

[Gavain]

GuineaLand has bought the land of ice store.

[tallulah71]

woodrot Wrote:

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> Johnny Boden is setting up a church in ED.

:)):)):)):))

GOD let us pray not. Isn't it enough we have "ShiteStuff"??

[Gavain]

The new vets are advertising Brazilians for Fur n Feather.