Which God is the real one

[Gavain]

only my lotto numbers arent working but i dont know which one to pray/beg too?

[woodrot]

steve jobs is the current top god bludz

[Gavain]

i-fone there for i-am.

[uncleglen]

I am pink therefore I am spam?

[Gavain]

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...

Half a bee, philosophically,

Must, ipso facto, half not be.

But half the bee has got to be

Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

[MrBen]

Right on man

[Gavain]

far out

[Salsaboy]

There isn't one.

[woodrot]

there may be a god, but I guarantee hes nothing like what the faithful peddle

[Gavain]

woodrot Wrote:

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> there may be a god, but I guarantee hes nothing

> like what the faithful peddle

He?

[tallulah71]

Gavain Wrote:

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> woodrot Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > there may be a god, but I guarantee hes nothing

> > like what the faithful peddle

> He?

exactly

[Gavain]

well it certainly doesnt sit down to piss

[uncleglen]

I heard god is omniimpotent

[Gavain]

thats a shame a friend had the same problem but he found certain "magazines" and two special brews worked wonders

[Jah Lush]

There are no Gods, only religion.

[Gavain]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> There are no Gods, only religion.

Rastafari, praise his most imperial highness Haile Selassie, pray for I & I.

[Salsaboy]

Bacon is the new god.

[Marmora Man]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> Bacon is the new god.

I thought bacon was just good? Crispy in a well buttered sandwich.

[RosieH]

Good - o = God.

Evil + d = Devil.

You have been warned.

[Salsaboy]

White bread of course!

[DulwichFox]

Which God is the real one ???

Who are the Candidates..???

Fox

[maxxi]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> Which God is the real one ???

>

> Who are the Candidates..???

>

> Fox

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRu_9QPCKNcRGlzGuMl1sN59wIsENDVb5k1qiQW2tAxHzy7aVn5

[woodrot]

monty hall ? ^^^^^^

[maxxi]

well kinda... so http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVbdpdpTuov902C0WpyzC1PwnZi_QxYDkuH0kJ862Y2m1JBZZ75Q - or maybe - http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVIAZ92CTCE94Cn45p2OKJuIYTsJx0DPaC39_Ai0UC7NGjR1YH

or if you wanna get really geeky - http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5297/5516054580_35633d81c5_m.jpg

The difference being that in this game there's a goat behind every door...

[woodrot]

Monty hall is delightful, so counter intuative, but proveable to victims down the pub. I once demonstated this to ripped to the gills friends in an Amstersdam coffee shop.One got it, the others couldnt get their head around it. Not surprising really.

Of course when you get God involved,then you make up the rules as you go along, as you cant prove or disprove him/he/she/it.

PS,smartarses who mention Berkley in their counter argument can fuck off