Good Quotes

[Marmora Man]

Some to be going on with:

Raymond Chandler: "From 30 feet she looked like a lot of class. From 10 foot away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away"

P G Wodehouse 1: "The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number".

P G Wodehouse 2: ?He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.?

[jumpinjackflash]

?I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.? Joan Rivers

[Salsaboy]

Samuel Goldwyn (founder of MGM) - "Include me out". "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on".

[????]

'The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of someone else's money' - maggie, just for you MM :)

[dulwichgirl2]

?It takes dedication and commitment which nobody thinks about when they see you trot into a great stadium. I won?t say it takes great sacrifices because I get as much pleasure from running as from anything in my life. Sacrifice is going to war for your country. Sacrifice is a brave young man being blown up by a landmine in Afghanistan.

Sebastian Coe getting it in perspective....

[katie1997]

"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats." Kenneth Grahame

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." Mark Twain

?What's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and it ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?? Mark Twain

[NaiHM]

Dame Cicely Saunders: "You matter because you are you, and you matter to the last moment of your life."

[woodrot]

"We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror. But the royal terrorists, the terrorists by the grace of God and the law, are in practice brutal, disdainful, and mean, in theory cowardly, secretive, and deceitful, and in both respects disreputable.."

Marx K.

[Sue]

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.

Abraham Lincoln

[Sue]

Sorry decided this was a crap quote not a good one so I deleted it :)

[maxxi]

We've always danced on the edge of the flames - Kate Pierson

[Drxyster]

On Spike Milligans Headstone. "I told them I was Ill"

[Drxyster]

On Spike Milligans Headstone......"I told them I was ill

[Otta]

"You can bring a horticulture, but you can't make her think"

Dorothy Parker

[spoiltdog]

Dont criticize what you dont understand son,you never walked in that mans shoes - Elvis Presley Treat me nice Ill treat you better,Treat me bad Ill treat you worse - Sonny Barger. Success comes in Cans not in cants - Unknown .There is a power Greater than me who loves me the way I am

[Loz]

"Growing old is compulsory. Growing up isn't." - Bob Monkhouse

[Jah Lush]

"Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx.

"Ambition is the last refuge of a failure." - Oscar Wilde.

"Tell him I'm fcuking busy or vice versa." - Dorothy Parker.

[titch juicy]

"Tell the Lord Privy Seal that i'm sealed to my privy and I can only deal with one sh*t at a time"

Churchill

[Sue]

"If you want to be rich, value what you have got" - Billy Childish

[Annette Curtain]

Sue Wrote:

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> Sorry decided this was a crap quote not a good one

> so I deleted it :)

Did it involve Bubble & Squeak ?

[Sue]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Sue Wrote:

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> > Sorry decided this was a crap quote not a good

> one

> > so I deleted it :)

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> Did it involve Bubble & Squeak ?

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No

ETA: Can we call a halt to B&S references, which are now past their sell-by date I think ....

[flapjackdavey]

" if your breasts are too big you will fall over, unless you wear a rucksack" - ivor cutler

"If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink" - viv stanshall

"with all due respect, I don't think its any of your f+_*ing business" - Tim Smith (Cardiacs)

" I sure would hate to catch a dinosaur cold" - Captain Beefheart

[Mick Mac]

"Sorry decided this was a crap quote not a good one

so I deleted it"

Sue

[Loz]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

- George Best

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

- Terry Pratchett

[Jah Lush]

?I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.? - Vivian Stanshall.