Utterly inane news thread

[StraferJack]

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[Michael Palaeologus]

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[Alan Medic]

Guys..........that /// crap isn't news.

[LondonLogCo]

I Agree Alan

Stick to real inane news

We know where we are then

Putin is a Black belt in Judo

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Lightbulb in the kitchen has blown. Stepladder too far away.

[maxxi]

I have walked along Lordship Lane most week-days for the last 5 or 6 years and rarely seem to see the same face twice. Spooky.

My memory for faces, however, is quite poor.

[Alan Medic]

There aren't many faces that are exactly the same maxxi. It's not that spooky if you take this on board.

It's now 19.32 according to my computer.

[aquarius moon]

Big Brother starts in 10 minutes

[Michael Palaeologus]

Top inanity there Aquarius M. Good move.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I quite like /-ing myself.

[Salsaboy]

My washing has been through the rain rinse cycle twice now.

[Annette Curtain]

I've just read a PM

[Annette Curtain]

UDT has just posted on the Peckham town centre thread

[LondonLogCo]

I have 2 apples

One has a sticker on which reads:

Chile Pink Lady #4128

Woman on the next table just said

"will you gets an orange juice" to her boyfriend

He came back with a strawberry yoghurt .

[KidKruger]

My apple stickers read:

- Red Chief #4105

- Costa Brava (with symbol of a red apple)

- Savid (certified Organic) Dominican Republic #940111

[KidKruger]

A mistake, the third apple sticker ACTUALLY reads:

- Savid (certified Organic) Dominican Republic #94011

[reetpetite]

Washing on , been ironing for an hour.

Just stopped for breakfast.

2 toast with apricot jam wished I'd left bread in toaster bit longer bit soggy .

Might have to have some more.

[KidKruger]

reetpetite - was the bread from the freezer ?

I note you have provided 2x pieces of inane news, one which is present and one which is anticipated.

The prediction of a forward inane news event is taking this thread to a whole other level, for me.

[LondonLogCo]

Looking at my shoes

Will lay down in a little while

[reetpetite]

KidKruger Wrote:

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> reetpetite - was the bread from the freezer ?

> I note you have provided 2x pieces of inane news,

> one which is present and one which is

> anticipated.

> The prediction of a forward inane news event is

> taking this thread to a whole other level, for me.

No, bread was fresh ,toaster turned too low.

Didn't bother with anymore will have a more satisfying lunch later.

Might even go out for it .

[Otta]

I have a hammer.

[reetpetite]

So have I , and a screwdriver.

[LondonLogCo]

Dulux Trade 50YR 4501 mid grey Eggshell paint

Has anyone looked this up on the Dulux website (yet)?

[Guest]

The carriers bags I got from Sainsbury's ED smell funny.

[Brendan]

Been trying to kill the weeds in the patio for a week now but it keeps on bastard raining and washing the weed killer off.