The UDT Quote Thread!

[Alan Medic]

I'm afraid Lady D hasn't had enough exposure yet.If she hung around for long enough she would understand.

[Annette Curtain]

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> Inane.

Ooo there's an idea for a thread !

[Bic Basher]

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> I'm afraid Lady D hasn't had enough exposure

> yet.If she hung around for long enough she would

> understand.

Best not, otherwise she'll succumb to self-esteem issues.

[StraferJack]

There are posters who might be bullied on this or other forums

But it's fair to say that anyone starting a thread about lady d, udt, me or even *bob* isn't bullying anyone... Merely highlighting the sometimes absurd nonsense that high profile posters contribute.

He is also wrong to point out that people hide behind keyboards.. Most people on this thread will have met me or know who I am to see.

[El Pibe]

I'm a faceless keyboard warrior and so is my wife (who is an imaginary construct)

[Undisputedtruth]

Full of hot air, EP!

[Bic Basher]

"Actually I do enter M&S stores for self-smug satisfaction purpose that I know I can buy cheaper and better quality elsewhere. Also, I actively check out their clothing range as I'll probably die of embarrassment if people remotely thought one of clothes came from them."

[Huguenot]

"I'll probably could offer [sic] an expert shopper service for men given my knowledge of fashion but I often wondered if I could do a similar service for women."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*weeps*

I'm guessing the 'could' was an edit added later on that caused the syntax error, before that it was just a straight offer.

A sort of cross between Gok Wan, Marvin and a cross-eyed Big Brother braggart Of course! Alan Partridge (with thanks to Jeremy). As David Hasselhof said 'I've got taste, it's inbred in me'.

Hahaha

[Jeremy]

[El Pibe]

it's all so clear now, well done jeremy.

that explains the overreaction to a simple kenneth williams quote.

"A couple of youngsters there there...fooling around. Let's hope that that... tomfoolery... doesn't escalate into blind, ugly violence. Which lets face it, none of us want to see."

[Bic Basher]

My favourite Partridge scene.

[maxxi]

"I've also been asked to leave a couple of shops just because I showed too much knowledge."

Those Apple Geniuses can be such grouches...

[david_carnell]

That post is beyond parody. The monster is eating itself.

[maxxi]

not so much http://8ball.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Databroker_legends_Alan_Partridge1.jpg...

as http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/headline16875.jpg... with a hint of http://s3.amazonaws.com/criterion-production/stills/8453/Film_121w_BillyLiar.jpg?1328128297

[bon3yard]

Two words - Chris Morris

[Annette Curtain]

Help-Ma-Boab Wrote:

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> UDT, fancy a game of squash?

Did this actually happen ?

[Undisputedtruth]

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It was a genuine request for a game of squash.

[Annette Curtain]

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Yes.

So, how did it go ?

[Undisputedtruth]

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[Bic Basher]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> Two words - Chris Morris

Close, but at least Morris had clear targets for his satire. UDT's targets are hardly in the Chris Morris league.

[Undisputedtruth]

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He usually plays squash on a Thursday and I play football every wednesday. So I need a day's rest in between sports to prevent injuries. I also need a racquet but I don't think it's worth buying one just for a game. Solve those two problems then I'm happy to play.

[Jeremy]

I am really enjoying UDT's work on the personal shopper thread, but what the hell is that stuff about the free spanner?

[Bic Basher]

So UDT is a stylist meets interior designer and transport expert who plays football on Wednesday and can't make the time for squash. Back of the net!

[david_carnell]

No, no Bic. He is an expert in whatever he turns his hand to. He concentrates on one thing until he is a master of it and then moves on to a new interest. Gardening is on the agenda but at the moment he just doesn't have the time in his busy schedule as you can see from above. It's a tough life.

[LondonLogCo]

I think UDT's a nice guy

Though probably (by his own admission) a bit odd

In a nice way

Probably

:)