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Lamingtons are only good when filled with whipped cream, I've never been a fan of the "diet" ones (as my Mum calls them!). I also prefer raspberry ones, which you don't often see in these parts. They've been around for ever (well, for my lifetime at least) over there, so it's amusing to see them popping up on posh cake stalls.


Friands... Having grown up in NZ, lived there for 26 years before moving here, I had never heard of them until August when my Mum seemed to be buying them at every opportunity. Didn't think they were particularly nice.

  • 1 month later...

RosieH Wrote:

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> STOP THIS CUPCAKE MADNESS

>

> Quite aside from the total infantilisation of

> deliciousness (ladies, get your cupcake jewellery

> here, cupcake charm bracelets, necklaces, pyjamas;

> all the cupcake fun but none of the pesky calories

> with our fabulous knitted cupcakes - seriously,

> what the @#$%&?) THEY TASTE SHIT.

>

> I hate cupcakes. I hate them. I do. I want to

> smash them to a million crumbs in their bland dry

> massive sponginess, topped with sickly day-glo

> icing, (not to mention glitter), the ratio of

> which is completely out of kilter with the

> enormocake-of-all-shitness. @#$%& cupcakes.

>

> I like a victoria sponge.


....Cupcake anyone..?

  • 6 months later...

RosieH Wrote:

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> STOP THIS CUPCAKE MADNESS

>

> Quite aside from the total infantilisation of

> deliciousness (ladies, get your cupcake jewellery

> here, cupcake charm bracelets, necklaces, pyjamas;

> all the cupcake fun but none of the pesky calories

> with our fabulous knitted cupcakes - seriously,

> what the @#$%&?) THEY TASTE SHIT.

>

> I hate cupcakes. I hate them. I do. I want to

> smash them to a million crumbs in their bland dry

> massive sponginess, topped with sickly day-glo

> icing, (not to mention glitter), the ratio of

> which is completely out of kilter with the

> enormocake-of-all-shitness. @#$%& cupcakes.

>

> I like a victoria sponge.



What Rosie said. Word for bloody word!

WHat about muffins??? For example - chocolate chip. Promise so much - all those chocolatey bits on top and shiny sticky gooey-looking surface. You think - maybe this one will be different, maybe this time it'll be a good'un. Underneath - shitty crumby crumbly stuff that gets EVERYWHERE - guess this pleases passing pigeons - and is usually dried out! Like most cupcakes - style over substance ... discuss...

I personally think that cupcakes and their obsessive production, are a manifestation of repressed sexual desires and frustrations.


Otta alludes to this in his last post (as I read it)


>decorate cupcakes with little shiny balls which are meant to be edible<


If that's not "Vagazzles" on a cupcake then i'm somewhat mistaken.



Actually, are Vagazzles edible ?

MissDumpling Wrote:

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> Watch out for cronuts - only a matter of time

> before they hit these shores. Selling on the

> black market in NY for $100 apiece. Nothing you

> put in your mouth can be THAT good!


I'm still waiting...


http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,1118576,1119684#msg-1119684

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