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*Bob* Wrote:

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> We should make an example of him.

>

> I FOR ONE have no intention of seeing his musical

> combo, and were I to chance upon him playing

> somewhere, I would leap to my feet and scream "YOU

> LIED! YOU LIED TO US!" and probably call the

> police.


Now this is a good idea *BOB*. What songs could we request from him and his combo?

Queen's 'Liar' is obvious. Eagles 'Lying Eyes' (the punishment would be in having to perform it as much as anything),

Boz Scaggs 'Lido Shuffle' (pronounced the UK way). At the end of the performance present him with a lyre.

For an encore suggest Mott The Hoople's 'All The Way To Memphis'. I know it's not a song about lies but I don't half like it.

I imagine he'd start his set with Shaggy's seminal It wasn't Me, followed by Trust Me by Elton John and if the outcry persists, Shaddap You Face by Joe Dolce.


Strictly speaking, Anthony wasn't lying though. He did 'go to the Plough' and there was indeed a band called The Nites playing there. Perhaps he has short term memory loss and can remember going to the pub but not why he was going or what he did there. Like in 'Memento' - only in The Plough and with less killing?


I bet if you roll his sleeve up there'll be a tattoo there saying "go to Plough - play aaaaaawesome set"

I have had some pretty bad food in there (a pie on a Sunday lunch time brings back particularly bad memories) but I've also had some good food too. Last 2 times I've been have both been solid


It's an M&B pub so the food is centrally sourced and controlled so I'm never going to get a steak (for example) to compare with Franklins but it can be fine

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie

> Tell me why tell me why

> Why d'you have to lie

> Should've realised that

> Should've told the truth

> Should've realised

> You know what I'll do

>

> You're in suspension

> You're a liar



Good spot JL, I'd like to hear The Nites cover it.


YOU'RREE IN SAASPPIISHIIAAUUN YU'RE A LIIIAAR


I'd go as far as The Plough for that.

Dez Wrote:

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> Last time I was in the Plough I was confronted by

> a thug who claimed I'd attacked his brother. That

> was many years ago and I presume it's improved

> since.


I'm sorry about the misunderstanding Dez.

In my defence I was a little confused at the time but I'm much better now.

If it makes you feel any better I'm prepared to let bygones be bygones about the assault on my imaginary brother.

Faults on both sides, six of one half a dozen of the other and all that.


Both the pub and I have improved immeasurably since.

  • 3 weeks later...

Ok you found me out, DOH!1!!!!!!!!!! you cant blame a guy for trying, yeh yer all right I shouldn't of been a sneaky git. But what did you think of the music.lol.Im sorry As punishment we will do a cover of your choice at our next gig but it cant have the word lies in it.


Anyway everyone thank you for taking time to have a chat take care.


ANTHONY GOLDSBROUGH

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