rbrtdngl Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 If the pubs of East Dulwich could have a conversation, it would be rife with innuendo (as The Actress said to The Bishop). Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 A drink MAY have been had Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-602613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbrtdngl Posted December 25, 2012 Author Share Posted December 25, 2012 Why is the Goose Green? Because it is jealous of the Turkey. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-602633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Went to The Plough the other day and had the Ploughman's lunch. He was furious. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-602894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coman Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Dulwich? Best not to scratch it Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbrtdngl Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 What is the hungriest bus in East Dulwich? The 185. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodrot Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Why did the the ED resident cross the road ?because he had finished queueing at William Rose and had to grab a copy of the Weekend Guardian before going home to relax with a freshly brewed ethical shade grown coffee Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodrot Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Why did the ED resident spend ?250 on a 1970's G plan sideboard and ?1500 on an Eames chair & stool ?because he works in a creative industry Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodrot Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 What id the difference between a pile of outdated crap dumped as part of a deceased persons house clearance at a recycling centre and a pile of newly polished outdated crap at an ED shop ?about ?2000 and a lack of objectivity Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodrot Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Whats the difference between in quality between a ?10 panchetta at ED Deli and a ?2.50 one from Lidl in peckham?Nothing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603593 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodrot Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Whats the difference between a cat that lives on a farm and a cat that lives in ED ?One catches mice for a living, the other is a substitute for a life stolen by the greasy pole of corporate clambering Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 woodrot Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Why did the ED resident spend ?250 on a 1970's G> plan sideboard and ?1500 on an Eames chair & stool> ?> > because he works in a creative industry...and he thought they'd go with his vintage Cuban Film posters... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodrot Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Why did the chicken cross the road?To use the newly installed Lordship Lane pelican crossings and bug the tits of car drivers of course... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 A horse walks into a Lordship Lane bar.Barman says ''Why the long face?''Horse replies ''Well wouldn't you have one if you were about to be charged ?4 for a pint of watered down pi$$'' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 If you climb to the top of Dawson Heights, you can see so far that you can see places where they eat sliced bread.Lynne Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Adventure Bar Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Ouch!.. :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27482-local-jokes/#findComment-603943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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