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Could we re-punctuate that for you, Steve? I fear what Steve really means is...


"I have yet to find a woman. Who does not have icy feet, hands too for the most part?"


I'm sorry to hear the former, and as for your 2nd part, I can only answer the rhetorical question with an understanding sigh and a magnificently Gallic shrug.

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You've knocked all the goodness out of it now, Moos. I wish I had never spoke or posted.

My English teacher complained frequently about the state of my punctuation, it being almost non-existent, 'yeah what ya' gonna do' you can't teach an old git new tricks.

Whats more I prefer 'English shrugs' all this foreign stuff has got way out of hand with Garlic bread and such like.

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Oh Steve, have I blighted your afternoon with my thoughtless unkindness? Bad me, it was not my intention. Have a nice cup of tea, I was just warming my hands on one.


Amazing how teachers moan, isn't it? My physics teacher was always telling me off for my lack of knowledge of physics. At the time, I just cowered in a corner and hoped he would go away. I wish I had had the courage to respond 'WELL, TEACH ME SOME, THEN'.

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Not at all blighted dear Moos, I am made up of much sterner stuff than to take offence over such trifles.


I did not dare to answer back to the teachers, and I would never have thought up something as good as that, but had I done so, and said it, I would have been caned or slippered for being a 'lippy little sod' or rather a troublesome pupil. Quite right too!

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KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Sexy builders! Twas quite a pleasent surprise this morning to be looking thru me kitchen window at something very yummy! :-$


Dulwichmum was outside your kitchen window? :-S


Moos Wrote:

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> I love turning over a warm pillow to find a deliciously cool other side to it.


I am so with you on that one! Mrs Keef bought me this great pillow case with some sort of cooling material, and it's lovely!

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