The "Confession Box"

[georgia]

My ex-boyfriend was jailed and kicked out of the RAF for drugs, leaving me to decide how to tell my parents that they wouldn't be seeing him for a while. But they heard about it on their local news so I didn't have to tell them after all....they were not best pleased.

I myself am a paragon of virtue of course....

[snorky]

1) arson featured on the news

2) drugs - a full selction

3) Hunt sab where a member of the royal famuily needed medical attention after being hit with a thrown object- It was not me who dug up the Duke Of Beauforts body tho. definately not

[Cassius]

LizzygotDizzy Wrote:

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> Thought I'd start this non-judgemental thread up

> for those who wish to enter the confession box

> without reprimand, I shall go first:-

>

> I put tipex in my bosses tea when she p'd me off

> one day!

I went to a H&S meeting where the H&S officer told us of the person who put tipex in their boss's tea - the boss drank it and DIED. I laughed and was thrown out of the H&S meeting (result!!)

Never found out if it was true though - perhaps Lizzy can now confess.......

[cdonline]

In my youth and sadly for a few years after that, I'd sleep with just about anybody who was up for it.

I once made my English teacher fall on the floor at assembly, by putting one of the chair legs over a hole in the floorboards.

After one bender, I ended up in crack house in South Africa.

I left my Christmas presents for my parents in a coat check and was so out of it, I left them there. I had to give them second hands gifts I found in my flat.

[SteveT]

My brother and I hand cuffed my sisters new boyfriend with his own cuffs (a railway policeman) and ran out of the house and threw the key into the cat box as we ran past into the streets to hide. We were rounded up sometime later by my mother who was spitting feathers, and my sister vowed and swore she would never have kids.

[Cassius]

So SteveT - did she or did you put her off for life?

[Domitianus]

I first went to bed with a 32 year old woman when I was fourteen and I have appeared in four porn movies. And I don't give a f**k!!!

P.S. When I was about 7 or 8 I got caught shoplifting penny Olympic bars from a newsagents. Of this, I am deeply ashamed!

[SteveT]

Cassius she had two children now adults, so no we did not put her off for life inspite of our best attempts.

My sister is twelve years my senior so she had to play 'mum' to my brother and I, and she hated this chore as my brother was the most difficult, and older by 2 years so he engineered the hand-cuffing, the key in the cat box, and the escape. I of course was an ardent follower but generally considered to be less of a trial but by no means perfect.

[RosieH]

Domitianus Wrote:

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> I first went to bed with a 32 year old woman when

> I was fourteen

would think this is rather more a boast than a confession...? although if the lady herself is on the site, perhaps she should be confessing (or in prison???)

I have turned a man gay

[Jah Lush]

If I was to confess my sins we'd be here to Doomsday.

[Brendan]

Sin is just a matter of perspective.

[Jah Lush]

Agreed. Another man's sin is another man's pleasure.

[david_carnell]

It's alright for you people who were sensible enough not to register with your real names....I confess anything and people know it's actually me. Not cool.

[KalamityKel]

Maybe we should have a "norty" thread too ;-)

No Dom not a thread to be norty on just one to "declare" ur nortyness :p I fink I mite have a few things to say there :-$

*goes off looking for halo*

[SteveT]

Jah Lush wrote:If I was to confess my sins we'd be here to Doomsday.

According to the bankers that may not be far away Jah;-)

[Jah Lush]

I think we should send you to the naughty step for your misspelt youth. KK.

[Brendan]

lol. "misspilt youth"

[mockney piers]

Ha ha, yes indeed DC, just ask Polly D (word) about possible repercussions!! I might consider asking admin for a change (Davey C) if I were you (and were ever planning to get a new job)

[SeanMacGabhann]

to resurrect this thread (due to another resurrected thread)...

I. just. don't. get.... cricket

you can sit and explain from now until.... well the end of all time but no. There's a boat that left me on the island

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Darling Sean,

Come with me to a game. I'll ply you with gins and tonic and explain the finer points.

[SeanMacGabhann]

so I have good company and alcohol already? ah but.... weather is a must surely?

[Brendan]

Sean, cricket is like politics: Pointless, nonsensical and tedious and yet extremely important and the world would almost certainly stop spinning without it.