Quiet room...

[bagpuss78]

*stops by on lunch break...where is everybody!*

*decides a disco nap is in order*

*.......and good night*

[Ant]

*wonders what makes a nap disco*

*thinks: is it something to do with disco damage?*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Pootles in, rather enjoying new name*

*Lovely weekend with EDF pals, feel really quite chilled and its a late Monday afternoon*

*Wiggles nose and a yummy Mojito bursts into being*

*Wiggles nose again and Mrs Dobbin appears, with halter and donkey-sized maternity bra*

*Goes for stroll with Mrs Dobbin in the sunlit uplands of the Quite Rooms grounds*

[dulwichmum]

Glares at Mr Paleproctologist...

Wonders where Ana has gotten to.

Sadly looks at washday hands - had to unload the dishwasher ones-self this morning!

Shakes wash day hand at Mr Michael Paleproctologist...

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Wanders back in, looking vaguely shifty and dishevelled*

*Mrs Dobbin follows. Anybody looking closely would have spotted the old Apache trick of somebody walking behind the donkey, in step with the hind legs*

*Starts to whistle tunelessly yet with extreme innocence*

[Bellenden Belle]

*creeps in quietly

*Waves to DM - she waves back,her hand clad in a marigold.

*Wonders if yellow rubber is this season's new colour

*Ducks as flying missiles miss ear

*wonders if they are my missing asterisks.

[mockney piers]

**** gathers missing asterisks, makes party decorations out of them, strings them across the quiet room and starts mixing bloody marys *

* muses as to whether should add some dragons breath blood *

* offers BB a non-pokey bloody mary as a welcome gift, waves bottle of chilli around, go onnnn *

[SeanMacGabhann]

** isn't it dragon's blood **?

[TillieTrotter]

*just set foot inside the door, when I heard THAT name*

*picks up injured tongue and makes a dash for it*

[Bellenden Belle]

**Receives Bloody Mary with delight**

Takes sip.

**wonders if chilli sauce is really a substitute for Worcestershire sauce

*Loud shriek.... WATER PLEASE!

[Ant]

*passes round milk - much more effective against chilli*

[SeanMacGabhann]

** wonders if he should bring some of the Sik Sik Wat he made to the EDT film tonight for Tillie to try **

** decideds against **

** wonders how long before whoever makes these asterisks decides the market has taken off and can charge moe **

[Keef]

*Wonders what will get the bigger crowd at the EDT tonight, the film upstairs, or Fear n' Boozin's football team on the screen downstairs...* *Suspects the film club don't have much to worry about ;-) *

[Bellenden Belle]

****Crisis of burning mouth now over

***Nods silent thanks to MP for Bloody Mary and SM for milk***

*wonders if champagne is also called for in late toasting for MP and soon-to-be missus***

*wonders if Mockney Piers wishes to be the MP for East Dulwich Forum*

[mockney piers]

* cracks open champers, though never needs an excuse to do so *

* will remain MP in a mockney piers only fashion methinks as I don't own high heels and bin bags, have a mistress or a desire to line pockets with misappropriated funds (allegedly)*

[TillieTrotter]

*Tillie afraid to come out of the locker- keep your sik sik wat to yourself Mr Mac*

[Bellenden Belle]

Sik sik wats, being plied with alcohol... BB blushes and believes she has stumbled into a den of iniquity.

*** wonders if she needs to don her schoolgirl outfit for next EDF gathering****

[dulwichmum]

What is a sik sik wat?

I do love a drink and hate to be left out, but if it involves dressing up it is just far too much like hard work. I seem to have lost my tassles.

DM

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Oh, they were YOUR tassles!*

*Ooops*

*Nips behind japanese screen - There follows some grunting and unzipping - Silence*

*Your tassles DM - they are a little tattered I am afraid*

[dulwichmum]

Stands up and walks to waste paper bin, drops tattered tassles.

Thanks Mr PaleProctologist, but whispers that perhaps will not be dressing up on this occasion, although would rather like a "cat woman" suit. Takes out copy of Woolworths catalogue from enormous handbag and starts to browse...

[Michael Palaeologus]

*I think my mother has my boy-hood Spiderman duvet cover stashed somewhere - would that do?*

[Keef]

*Smiles to self at referrence to the web slinger.... Watched Spiderman 3 the other night, and was pleased to still be a big kid in many ways* >:D<

*Yawns*

*Curls up in LazyBoy Chair and closes eyes*

[Ant]

*enters into being from a single point in time-space with a slight fwiiipp! noise*

*crawls under a blanket and sleeps fitfully*

*probably shouldn't have stopped in at the seepy tea on the way home last night for that last drink*

*possibly shouldn't have had whisky*

*admits it may have been the pint of Doom Bar at the very beginning of the night that did it*

[Fear 'n boozin]

*enters*

*is very quiet*

*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ad nauseam*

[bagpuss78]

*pootles in full of the joys of springs*

*tis a good day*

*waves to all*